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'Beneath You'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jessica - Jul 19, 2007 7:16:49 am PDT #922 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I cannot believe I have to go on the rice rant every freaking year. Why does no one know how to cook rice?

Haven't seen the ep yet, but if reality TV has taught me anything it is that professional chefs cannot cook rice. It comes up in every cooking competition show, and on multiple seasons of Survivor. Maybe all restaurant kitchens have rice cookers or specially trained rice-cooking monkeys, I don't know. It's bewildering.


Jesse - Jul 19, 2007 7:18:14 am PDT #923 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's sort of what I meant, she doesn't seem to be as creative as some of the others so, while she may be a great cook, she's not really a top chef.

Yeah, I think that's right. Maybe she's just a natural number two.


megan walker - Jul 19, 2007 7:39:03 am PDT #924 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

In looking over the Emmy nods, I noticed Mia Michaels was nominated for her choreography of "Calling You". That was one of my favorite dances from last season.


askye - Jul 19, 2007 8:30:18 am PDT #925 of 23273
Thrive to spite them

SYTYCD - I think the Mia Michaels routine would have been interesting with better dancers that could stay in synch. And were closer in size. And it was totally unfair that Hok got dinged for not having "interesting" moves when it was the cheorography! ARG! I want to watch the Mandy Moore one again because I may like it after seeing it a few times.

Top Chef - I'm watching the episode tonight. I missed last week's. As for cooking rice, I have two saucepans at home, one I can make rice in and one I can't . The one I can't is wider than it is deep and somehow I always end up with rice that's undercooked but weirdly mushy. It's mush but raw in the middle.


lisah - Jul 19, 2007 8:58:40 am PDT #926 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

I know I can't taste the food, but those chile rellenos looked awesome.

I totally thought she'd make it into the top picks based on the reactions they were showing from the diners. Man, that looked tasty.

I think I can make pretty decent rice (with no rice cooker) but lately I've been using TJ's precooked frozen or vacuum-packed rices. Lazy! but always perfect!


Liese S. - Jul 19, 2007 9:05:43 am PDT #927 of 23273
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Top Chef: It's just baffling to me. I dunno. I mean, I'm sure I eat more rice than any of them, but it's pretty basic. It seems like something that chefs would have to do. Yeah, yeah, rice-cooking monkeys. Where can I get those, again?

I agree about Lia's ability to improvise. When I had my nightmare that I was a Top Chef contestant, in the end I decided to cook my aunt Eu Me's salmon. Which was something I already knew how to do. Not that I'm a comparison, but I can see how you could be used to thinking of yourself as a good chef, but not have a lot of experience with working up new flavors on the fly.

Still, I think that's what separates out the best chefs. They understand the ingredients, they understand the chemical processes in cooking, and they're able to create something that they know will work together, even if they haven't done it before. Because they understand food.


Kathy A - Jul 19, 2007 9:10:14 am PDT #928 of 23273
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

For connie neil and others who are watching (or want to watch) the Simon Schama's Power of Art series, there's an excellent review of the DVD here.


megan walker - Jul 19, 2007 9:13:42 am PDT #929 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Also, don't misunderstand me. I don't think cooking rice is hard. I think cooking perfect rice that is going to satisfy Colicchio et al is probably not the easiest thing in the world. Especially when I imagine that they do use rice-cooking monkeys, or at least rice cookers, on a regular basis.


lisah - Jul 19, 2007 9:18:56 am PDT #930 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

They understand the ingredients, they understand the chemical processes in cooking, and they're able to create something that they know will work together, even if they haven't done it before. Because they understand food.

Yes, absolutely!!

I loved Joey's choice of and explanation of how he made his dish. Acknowledging who really make restaurant kitchens work. Also, it did sound delicious!

Sara's (not the cheesemaker) dish sounded good to me (i'm a whore for an avocado) but I wondered about her not making an entree! But good on her for having the foresight to buy premade tortillas. Think of how fucked she'd have been!


Vortex - Jul 19, 2007 9:34:36 am PDT #931 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Top Chef: It's just baffling to me. I dunno. I mean, I'm sure I eat more rice than any of them, but it's pretty basic. It seems like something that chefs would have to do. Yeah, yeah, rice-cooking monkeys. Where can I get those, again?

I don't understand. Add water to pan. Bring to boil. Add 1/2 the amount of rice than water in the pan. Cover. Simmer on low for 15-20 minutes. how is that hard?