Willow: That's a work ethic! Buffy, you're developing a work ethic! Buffy: Do they make an ointment for that?

'Beneath You'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Frankenbuddha - Jul 18, 2007 8:15:01 am PDT #861 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Also, Bourdain doing anything with the Food Network at this point strikes me as HIGHLY unlikely.


lisah - Jul 18, 2007 8:17:24 am PDT #862 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

Also, Bourdain doing anything with the Food Network at this point strikes me as HIGHLY unlikely.

oh yeah, it's not gonna happen.


Connie Neil - Jul 18, 2007 9:47:24 am PDT #863 of 23273
brillig

OK, Bourdain might lose, but they'd be bleeping him forever, and he'd be snarky at Alton, and Flay would cower before someone with a bigger, better ego than his . . .


Jessica - Jul 18, 2007 9:50:25 am PDT #864 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I say scratch the cooking part of the competition and just make it a Flay/Bourdain drinking game. Or maybe pit him against Morimoto and make them each try to cook something so weird the other one won't eat it.

Finally saw the most recent TNFNS, and so glad I knew ahead of time that JAG got kicked out in favor of Amy! I guess if it had been between Rory and JAG I just wouldn't have voted at all. They both annoy the crap out of me. Go Amy! Choose Amy!


lisah - Jul 18, 2007 10:01:02 am PDT #865 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

I say scratch the cooking part of the competition and just make it a Flay/Bourdain drinking game. Or maybe pit him against Morimoto and make them each try to cook something so weird the other one won't eat it.

I like!


sumi - Jul 18, 2007 10:09:04 am PDT #866 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Ooh, Next Iron Chef America!


Vortex - Jul 18, 2007 10:17:55 am PDT #867 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I just had a passing thought that Bourdain needs to guest on Iron Chef America, preferably against Flay. That would be fun, especially because Flay loses frequently.

Oh my God, this would be so awesome I couldn't stand it. I think that Flay is a decent chef, but he's a stone cold asshole. It would be a tremendous entertainment value.


Connie Neil - Jul 18, 2007 11:55:17 am PDT #868 of 23273
brillig

Bourdain vs. Flay.

I wouldn't care if it took place on a street corner and they were just talking to each other, I'd watch.


Jesse - Jul 18, 2007 2:10:19 pm PDT #869 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

World Series of Pop Culture: It really is hilarious how they don't know ANY of the 2006 songs! And why didn't I recognize the lyrics from Sexyback? Weird. Also, both boys playing that category are cute. And my love of Pat just grows and grows.


Dana - Jul 18, 2007 2:12:04 pm PDT #870 of 23273
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I will never know the real lyrics to that song, because the Weebl and Bob version took over my brain.

I'm bringing pastry back!
When I transport it I like to wear a hat!