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Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Nora Deirdre - Jun 03, 2008 8:40:23 am PDT #5222 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Eating and drinking by following Bourdain is likely to lead to some kind of explosions, that's for sure.

I'm no pansy either!

Though I can't help shuddering at the copious amounts of moonshine he seems to drink.

I would have to have a rule: I will eat it, but for god's sake, DON'T TELL ME WHAT IT IS! (until afterwards anyway)

Er. Not that I spend a lot of time thinking about and organizing this fantasy. Not at all.


Jessica - Jun 03, 2008 8:48:03 am PDT #5223 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

But you'd drop them both for Bourdain, am I right?

Well, naturally.


Scrappy - Jun 03, 2008 9:15:03 am PDT #5224 of 23273
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I'd take Bourdain on a helluva journey...and we wouldn't even have to leave my room.

What?


Nora Deirdre - Jun 03, 2008 9:19:35 am PDT #5225 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I don't find Bourdain sexy, per se... but very exciting and a fantastic partner for other pleasures (i.e., eating and drinking.)


megan walker - Jun 03, 2008 9:21:38 am PDT #5226 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

And I'm thinking he wouldn't make me drink wine from a box.


SailAweigh - Jun 03, 2008 9:22:29 am PDT #5227 of 23273
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

but very exciting and a fantastic partner for other pleasures (i.e., eating and drinking

I think he'd be a hoot. Every now and then I catch him on the show where he travels everywhere. I think Iceland was the one I'd probably bail at, though. Some of the stuff...yeah.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 03, 2008 9:24:04 am PDT #5228 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

And I'm thinking he wouldn't make me drink wine from a box.

I'd take that over durian (or beating cobra heart, or, say, BUGS) in a heartbeat.


sumi - Jun 03, 2008 9:24:31 am PDT #5229 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Oh no, was it Namibia where he ate the stuff that even he couldn't stomach?


Nora Deirdre - Jun 03, 2008 9:25:36 am PDT #5230 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

yeah, the egg cooked in the dirt? Bleh.

Bourdain would also crack my ass UP all the time. While hooking me up with toro and foie gras.


megan walker - Jun 03, 2008 9:25:46 am PDT #5231 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I'd take that over durian (or beating cobra heart, or, say, BUGS) in a heartbeat.

Please, I'm French. Bug before box.