Mal: You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you here looking at me like I owe him something? Jayne: Wishing I could, Captain.

'Jaynestown'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


victor infante - May 29, 2008 7:23:37 am PDT #5107 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

it was good to see him at work. (And was also another way for the judges' to get insight on how the cheftestants were working.)

And also a good way to make sure the frazzled, exhausted cheftestants didn't trash their host's restauraunt ...


sumi - May 29, 2008 7:32:56 am PDT #5108 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

True, true.

Tom talks about the final four - I did not know that Antonia was Jamaican.


Jesse - May 29, 2008 7:51:01 am PDT #5109 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In other news of how much I love Stephanie, someone must have finally told her to watch her mouth, because there was the hilarious pause in an interview when she finally said, "freaking" and something else funny in the preview. "Holy shimoleys"? Or something.

I hope she spends a lot of time in the break having her friends come up with quickfires for her. She's great in an hour but nsm in 20 minutes.


lisah - May 29, 2008 7:52:53 am PDT #5110 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

In other news of how much I love Stephanie, someone must have finally told her to watch her mouth, because there was the hilarious pause in an interview when she finally said, "freaking" and something else funny in the preview. "Holy shimoleys"? Or something.

Oh I LOVED that!!


meara - May 29, 2008 10:00:17 am PDT #5111 of 23273

Oh, oh my. I am so glad I have TiVo. I can't watch the audition rounds without it...especially the "I am Mormon and have seven children and am happy or have Down's syndrome and will dance this audition by god!!!!" stuff. Dear lord. FAST FORWARD.

Can we get to the real show already? Please?


sumi - May 29, 2008 10:30:36 am PDT #5112 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Bourdain blogs "Restaurant Wars."


megan walker - May 29, 2008 10:34:24 am PDT #5113 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Oh, oh my. I am so glad I have TiVo. I can't watch the audition rounds without it...especially the "I am Mormon and have seven children and am happy or have Down's syndrome and will dance this audition by god!!!!" stuff. Dear lord. FAST FORWARD.

Can we get to the real show already? Please?

I couldn't agree more. Sadly, we checked last night and there are two more 2-hour audition shows, and then they go to Vegas.


SailAweigh - May 29, 2008 10:38:25 am PDT #5114 of 23273
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

There were a few people I enjoyed watching audition, though. That one guy that did that incredible split jump. Wow! I was so glad to see he made it through choreography. But that little pageant queen? Ew, she makes me grind my teeth. Her smile is so fake. I can't believe she actually made it through.


Jessica - May 29, 2008 10:44:43 am PDT #5115 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Bwahahahaha:

I could give a rat's a** who the producers or Bravo want to win or not win . What I've traditionally used the Glad Family of Bags for would probably not make a good commercial.

Oh Bourdain, how much do I love you.


sumi - May 29, 2008 11:31:32 am PDT #5116 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Richard sans Fauxhawk.