Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.

Oz ,'First Date'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jessica - May 29, 2008 4:30:50 am PDT #5087 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Lisa's problems - with technique, seasoning, etc - all seem to stem from her inabilitly to believe that somebody else knows better than she does.

Absolutely. It's a wonder she made it through culinary school in the first place.


Frankenbuddha - May 29, 2008 4:35:56 am PDT #5088 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh dear, TWoP's recaplet ends brutally:

Spike's frozen scallops prove a bigger sin than Lisa's not-hot shrimp and general apathy, so he packs his hats and she rounds out the final four, meaning it's three ladies, and Lisa, in Puerto Rico. Break out the caftans!


Toddson - May 29, 2008 4:40:51 am PDT #5089 of 23273
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Montykins in his review of Hell's Kitchen (in regard to surfing):

my hobbies do not involve the word "dawn".


lisah - May 29, 2008 4:55:52 am PDT #5090 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

Spike's last-ditch "It was an honor" to the guest judge after he snarked about the frozen scallops was just so AssHat Spike, it wasn't even funny.

ugh, yes. Although it was funny when he got back to the waiting room and was like, "I can't believe I said the thing about the walk-in!" dumbass.

The time off should be after the next elimination (if it's not that sourfaced bitch I'm going to ...throw some sort of fit), right? Between that and the finale? But Lisa's hair was totally different in the previews.


sumi - May 29, 2008 5:01:45 am PDT #5091 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

No, the "quickfire" elimination is always the first part of the finale.


Lee - May 29, 2008 5:08:55 am PDT #5092 of 23273
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Of Richard, Antonia and Stephanie, I actually think it's Richard who works least well under pressure,

I got the impression that Richard's problems in the last few episodes were more because he was just incredibly tired, and didn't do as well with that as some of the others. I do worry about Stephanie in a quickfire elimination though, because that seems to be a weak spot for her.


Stephanie - May 29, 2008 5:51:38 am PDT #5093 of 23273
Trust my rage

Wait the TC finale is in Puerto Rico? When? Did it already happen?


sumi - May 29, 2008 5:55:39 am PDT #5094 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Yes, it happened earlier this spring.


Stephanie - May 29, 2008 5:57:16 am PDT #5095 of 23273
Trust my rage

what a bummer- something cool happens where I live and I missed it. Interesting choice of location. I find the food to be very heavy and starchy.


victor infante - May 29, 2008 6:44:57 am PDT #5096 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Tom adds an interesting insight on his blog:

Rick Tramonto took Spike to task over this, which brought on Spike’s feisty reply, “With all due respect, the scallops were in your walk-in.” My heart sunk when I heard this because I’ve known Rick for years and can say with certainty he doesn’t use frozen seafood in his restaurant. Along with the high-end steaks they had provided for the show, Allen Bros. had included a variety of other products to round out the restaurant’s existing stock, including frozen scallops, which is how they came to be in Tramonto’s walk-in. I learned later that Rick knew this when we taped the show, but chose not to make a federal case out of it. But as a colleague and fan of Rick’s, I feel it’s important to set the record straight.

And it makes a lot of sense that the food that night was provided by a sponsor, and not by Tramonto. But still, the look on Tom's face when Spike said that was priceless. I don't think he's ever wanted to punch a cheftestant more.