Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jesse - Apr 20, 2008 5:08:21 am PDT #4524 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, last night I discovered how awesome the video extras on VH1.com are. I watched many many clips from Rock of Love. I am afraid to start looking at other shows. What's awesome is they leave the swears in, and include stuff that wasn't shown on the show at all. Like, if I'm not the only person watching this particular train wreck, I'm sure the reason Heather hated Daisy so much is that she assumed she would be sleeping with Bret while they were in Vegas, but Daisy was instead -- even when Daisy and Heather were fighting, when he went to break them up, he told Heather to shut up and set Daisy into his room.

I should probably be more ashamed.


Jesse - Apr 20, 2008 5:39:47 am PDT #4525 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, Miss Rap Supreme is as awesome as the White Rapper Show. As expected. Those ego trip folks crack me up -- the Make Up Room, where you make up your rhymes? Lulz.


Jesse - Apr 20, 2008 9:53:35 am PDT #4526 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's the weekend, I'm watching random reality shows. Can you imagine going through life named CROSBY LOGGINS. I mean, seriously, Kenny, what were you thinking? t /Rock the Cradle


erikaj - Apr 20, 2008 1:16:09 pm PDT #4527 of 23273
Always Anti-fascist!

that's pretty awful, yeah.


meara - Apr 20, 2008 1:24:38 pm PDT #4528 of 23273

Like, if I'm not the only person watching this particular train wreck, I'm sure the reason Heather hated Daisy so much is that she assumed she would be sleeping with Bret while they were in Vegas, but Daisy was instead

OK, so I wasn't watching this show (and didn't watch the first season) but then my friend that I make watch ANTM and Pussycat Dolls with me made me watch it, so...I agree with you? And think Daisy is a TRAINWRECK? And think he likes that but will get sick of it? And was SOOOO glad to find out I wasn't just crazy, and that Ambre girl really was older than 31 or whatever she claimed she was.

Also, I am unenthused and annoyed by Top Model. Seriously, if Anya ends up the winner I might have to not watch next season just to avoid her scary sounding commercials. OTOH, they did make Jaslene a winner and seem to have sent her for some vocal coaching, so who knows?


Jesse - Apr 20, 2008 1:57:49 pm PDT #4529 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And think Daisy is a TRAINWRECK?

Yes. Oh yes.

And think he likes that but will get sick of it?

And did, by the end of the show!

And was SOOOO glad to find out I wasn't just crazy, and that Ambre girl really was older than 31 or whatever she claimed she was.

Yeah, she's 37 or 38 -- practically age-appropriate for Bret!


sumi - Apr 21, 2008 4:44:07 am PDT #4530 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

The President is going to be on Deal or No Deal.

The Futoncritic wouldn't be playing with us, right?


le nubian - Apr 21, 2008 4:55:08 am PDT #4531 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I already don't watch the show, so let me affirm my choice.


Jessica - Apr 21, 2008 4:58:39 am PDT #4532 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Caught up on Survivor last night - go Cirie! Way to scheme!

Ozzy's farewell speech was my second favorite ever "To the person in my alliance who switched, I pretty much hate you." BWAH!

(My favorite one, for those who are counting, is Hunter's "And when you all DIE of starvation without me" speech from whichever season that was.)


le nubian - Apr 21, 2008 5:08:09 am PDT #4533 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I think that was season 4, Jessica. That was back when I was watching Survivor.