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Zoe ,'War Stories'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Frankenbuddha - Apr 03, 2008 4:49:15 am PDT #4252 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Jess, suh-nerk!

Their Christmas Story dish was actually pretty cool though. From the comments during the dinner I thought it was going to do better than it did (i.e. top two).


Jessica - Apr 03, 2008 4:49:45 am PDT #4253 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I hate him SO MUCH and want his stupid face to stop being on TV forever.


sumi - Apr 03, 2008 4:53:20 am PDT #4254 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Well, I have to say that Spike can't be long for the show - and Manuel really hadn't done anything to distinguish himself so I wasn't too sorry to see him go.

I think that Nikki has got to go soon.

Stephanie, Richard, Andrew - seem to be at the top now.

Mark, Dale - next tier.

And then a bunch of people I'm just not sure about.


lisah - Apr 03, 2008 5:20:00 am PDT #4255 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

And while I feel bad for Whitney as the plus-sized girl, it's not like she didn't know that would happen at the go-sees

Yeah, but she was right. In the real world her agency would never have sent her to that place that didn't hire "plus size" models in the first place. And she recovered from her snit pretty fast. Her hair is still terrible though.

I was kind of sad to see Claire go because she's the most interesting looking to me. but she was also getting on my nerves. I think they just kept Lauren because they still hoped to make her that Biggest Transformation girl and I just don't see her being able to stop lurching without, as you said, a year of dance classes or similar.

Did you get a load of Granma Dominique's missing tooth???


lisah - Apr 03, 2008 5:25:50 am PDT #4256 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

Top Chef:

Zoi's comments were ridiculous. I mean you can say that you think that that taste combination may not work but it didn't sound like she'd actually tasted it!

And I thought freakin' Ryan was going to bring the Hobbit down with his ignorance. I was shocked that they ended up making a dish that actually worked.

That beef dish sounded divinely yum.


sumi - Apr 03, 2008 5:30:44 am PDT #4257 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Well, Markwise had a few favorite films that I have NEVER heard of. . .

I have to say that I love that they wound up making a dish based on "A Christmas Story" and that one of the other top dishes was inspired by "Top Secret."

Zoi was out of line. I got the feeling that she didn't taste the dish so couldn't possibly know.


sumi - Apr 03, 2008 5:38:28 am PDT #4258 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

I have to add that I thought that this challenge was right up your alley, Jessica. I immediately thought of your annual Oscar Night party with the movie-themed food.


victor infante - Apr 03, 2008 5:42:46 am PDT #4259 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Well, Markwise had a few favorite films that I have NEVER heard of. . .

"Crazy Bad" isn't that obscure, and "To Kill A Mockingbird" is a classic, although I'd be hard-pressed to guess what you'd come up with.

I'm surprised no one did a food-inspired film like "Ratatouille." Manuel came close to picking a food-based film with "Like Water For Chocolate," but didn't take command.


sumi - Apr 03, 2008 5:48:03 am PDT #4260 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

He should have taken command - but Spike clearly wanted to to Vietnamese food.

I hadn't heard of Crazy Bad - or, was it "Bad Bubby"?

You could have done a poultry based southern inspired dish for To Kill a Mockingbird. Quail or grouse would have worked.


lisah - Apr 03, 2008 5:51:54 am PDT #4261 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

Well, Markwise had a few favorite films that I have NEVER heard of. . .

It was mainly just killing me that neither of them mentioned any of the LoTR movies!

I'm surprised no one did a food-inspired film like "Ratatouille." Manuel came close to picking a food-based film with "Like Water For Chocolate," but didn't take command.

I'm glad they didn't. That would have been way too obvious, I think. But Spike's wanting to do Vietnamese food so proposing a film with "Vietnam" in the title and doing a dish that had nothing to do with the film (and was boring to boot) was idiotic.