...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Kathy A - Mar 27, 2008 2:26:22 pm PDT #4152 of 23273
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

MMaSM--I'm guessing Ronnie, just because he really is America's Favorite (well, at least those who vote for these things). He's not a horrible choice, but I'd go with Holly if I had my druthers.


bon bon - Mar 27, 2008 2:42:31 pm PDT #4153 of 23273
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I am betting Perry. He's the douchebag of choice for all your douchebag needs. (Though honestly, all of them are. I bet they'd all be fine if they didn't have to spend three days a week not doing anything.)


Liese S. - Mar 27, 2008 4:36:05 pm PDT #4154 of 23273
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ayup, meara. Indianapolis is really kind of a manufactured city.

Yeah, I think that's really true, bon bon. I think the stresses of idleness are really telling on them. And even moreso with this particular show because of the weirdness of the realtime stuff.

I'd guess Perry. I wouldn't mind it if it were Holly.


Vortex - Mar 27, 2008 5:04:06 pm PDT #4155 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Is it my TV, or is the sound on Dance Crew off?


kat perez - Mar 27, 2008 7:54:33 pm PDT #4156 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

The finale of Dance Crew was soo disappointing, I don't even know where to begin. Was there even 15 minutes of dancing in the whole show? But, extremely glad that Jabbawookeez won. And kind of weirded out all over again that Randy Jackson really is like that all the time, not just on AI. Also very excited that Dance Crew is coming back this summer. With Dance Crew and SYTYCD, you really won't be able to stop the beat. How is Shane gonna do both shows, though?


meara - Mar 27, 2008 8:51:46 pm PDT #4157 of 23273

Ack! I really hope that doesn't mean we get less Shane on SYTYCD!! Maybe he will still choreograph for them, and do less judging?


le nubian - Mar 28, 2008 2:09:42 am PDT #4158 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Isn't SYTYCD in California also? So Shane probably just needs to get in his car and drive a couple of miles in between shows.

The show needed a lot more dancing and they needed to have a musical act and more dancing!


Jessica - Mar 28, 2008 4:48:12 am PDT #4159 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The ghost of Oscar Tschirky writes an open letter to Top Chef.


Kathy A - Mar 28, 2008 5:01:33 am PDT #4160 of 23273
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

That's the Waldorf Salad I know, not one with chicken in it! If you put chicken in Waldorf Salad, then it is chicken salad with fruit and nuts.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 28, 2008 5:01:48 am PDT #4161 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

PS- I “popularized” Thousand Island Dressing, too, mofo.

Bwahahahahahahaha!!! That's PRICELESS!