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Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Vortex - Mar 27, 2008 7:15:12 am PDT #4114 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Yes, but a lot of the mistakes are basic cooking issues. Yes, the chefs aren't caterers, but who doesn't know that fried food needs to served immediately and can't sit around or it will get soggy?

There were also taste issues at stake. Yes, the blinis didn't travel well, but as I recall, the veggies on top weren't cooked well.


Amy - Mar 27, 2008 7:16:35 am PDT #4115 of 23273
Because books.

On the one hand, the chefs should really learn to think ahead when it comes to the catering-type challenges, but on the other hand...catering is a different gig than restaurant cheffing. It doesn't really test the skillset they've come to compete with.

Very much so.

Rick Bayless even said (I think) that it looked great, and might have been great, right from the fryer. Whereas Zoe's pasta salad was an unqualified disaster, and if anything, any flavor in it should have sunk in the longer it had to *marinate* before serving. I didn't get that at all.


megan walker - Mar 27, 2008 7:17:19 am PDT #4116 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

As much as I haven't been impressed with Erik and felt he should go, I can't believe that someone made a bad pasta salad. Unless they got no herbs at all, that's pretty hard.

ETA: Hah! Pasta salad x-post!


Amy - Mar 27, 2008 7:18:41 am PDT #4117 of 23273
Because books.

::high-fives megan::

Even *I* can make a decent pasta salad.


Vortex - Mar 27, 2008 7:29:07 am PDT #4118 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Whereas Zoe's pasta salad was an unqualified disaster, and if anything, any flavor in it should have sunk in the longer it had to *marinate* before serving. I didn't get that at all.

yes, the only issue with pasta salad is that it can get soggy. That's why you dress it lightly ahead of time so it won't stick together, then bring the rest of the dressing and dress the salad right before you serve it. Again, BASIC.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 27, 2008 7:29:11 am PDT #4119 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Even *I* can make a decent pasta salad.

Really, you don't need much more than a bottle of decent Italian (or similar) dressing, some pasta and a mix of veggies that will hold up to a dressing over time. A few more things if you're going to do a creamy salad (and not use a creamy dressing).


Kathy A - Mar 27, 2008 7:30:44 am PDT #4120 of 23273
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm not a big fan of most pasta salads (they usually rely too much on olives and olive oil, and I'm not fond of that flavor by itself), but I had some recently made by a coworker at the B&N I work at, and it was the best pasta salad I've ever had. I tried to get the recipe from her, but it's proprietary (she's trying to get a catering service running).


megan walker - Mar 27, 2008 7:31:28 am PDT #4121 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

a bottle of decent Italian (or similar) dressing

::shudders::


lisah - Mar 27, 2008 7:32:38 am PDT #4122 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

Really, you don't need much more than a bottle of decent Italian (or similar) dressing, some pasta and a mix of veggies that will hold up to a dressing over time. A few more things if you're going to do a creamy salad (and not use a creamy dressing).

I guess but I'm sure they could have found the ingredients for a truly awesome vinaigrette. SO easy to make.

ETA or what Megan said


Vortex - Mar 27, 2008 7:36:06 am PDT #4123 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

My brother makes a great (and original) pasta salad with cannelli beans, red onions, sundried tomatoes and a balsamic vinaigrette. Something like that would have been perfect.