Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


sumi - Mar 20, 2008 4:48:53 am PDT #3939 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

I love the hors d'oeuvre challenges - they tend to be very revealing. And seriously - stuffed mushroom woman should have been gone. And I can't believe the neither her or Dale or whoever their 3rd team mate was tasted the mushrooms with the cheese. Plus, shouldn't they understand the taste of pecorino?? It's not just for looks!

Also, they had pretty much the only animal that is an omnivore. I am really appalled at how little they took advantage of that. Surely they could have found something more interesting to do with berries than stuff mushrooms??


Frankenbuddha - Mar 20, 2008 4:50:47 am PDT #3940 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

That entire team was annoying me with their CYA act.


victor infante - Mar 20, 2008 5:25:12 am PDT #3941 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Evidently, the pronunciation of "blini" got on Ted Allen's nerves, too. He talks about it in his blog.

So far, Andrew is working my last nerve

I kinda like crazy Andy. He reminds me of a coffee slacker I know and love.

Valerie was no great loss (and looked a little like Rachel Dratch from SNL)

Apropos of nothing, Rachel Dratch was at a poetry reading I did in New York last month. I had no idea, and only found out later when I saw a picture of her there.

I don't have a real favorite yet.

I want a woman to win, but Hobbit Mark is winning me over.


sumi - Mar 20, 2008 5:54:51 am PDT #3942 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Victor - I'm in the same place: I want a woman to win, but I like Markwise. I guess the women haven't really distinguished themselves to me yet.


victor infante - Mar 20, 2008 5:58:11 am PDT #3943 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Victor - I'm in the same place: I want a woman to win, but I like Markwise. I guess the women haven't really distinguished themselves to me yet.

Well, Stephanie got off to a good start, winning the first challenge. It's the striking personalities that stand out best at the beginning, but that doesn't mean they cook the best.

Interestingly enough, aggressive Dale, who talks a good game, was dead in the middle the first challenge, and at the elimination table this one. Not living up to his own hype.


sumi - Mar 20, 2008 6:00:04 am PDT #3944 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Yes, it was more disappointing that he put the wrong cheese on the mushrooms than that Nikki (I think) made bad stuffed mushrooms in the first place.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 20, 2008 6:02:16 am PDT #3945 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I thought it was Dale who made the mushrooms, which is why I couldn't understand Nikki putting them out, but I might have been distracted.


sumi - Mar 20, 2008 6:02:24 am PDT #3946 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

And I'm very excited that Rick Bayless is going to be on next week!!!


sumi - Mar 20, 2008 6:04:50 am PDT #3947 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

No, Nikki made the mushrooms - and Dale and the 3rd guy really hated the way that they looked. . . and nobody tasted them.

Nikki thought that if she didn't put any food out at all she was a shoo-in for the chop. Which is why they made the stupid cheese garnish move.


lisah - Mar 20, 2008 8:01:12 am PDT #3948 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

TC: I love the Hobbit but he was rude to the farmer's market people. But I still love him.

I'm glad the blini lady was gone. That dish just sounded (and not just the super irritating mis-pronounciation) so completely wrong from get go.

ANTM: So sad Marvita's gone! She was hilarious. And not in the "can that girl really be that dumb??!!" way that most of the models are.