Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Kathy A - Feb 29, 2008 10:05:30 am PST #3633 of 23273
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

From Tim:

So I left Rami after posing a lot of questions about his designs, his textiles, his color choices, and his intentions. Pausing at the door to his studio and looking back at his collection thus far, I said, “I can see Joan in your work, but it’s Crawford, not d’Arc.”

Ooh, zing!


sj - Mar 01, 2008 6:22:12 am PST #3634 of 23273
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I just read reports that Robert Irvine of Dinner Impossible lied about his resume and has been let go from the Food Network. link This makes me sad.


lisah - Mar 01, 2008 7:54:31 am PST #3635 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

Okay reality tv peoples, can someone explain the Bad Girl's Club to me?? I keep flipping by it and getting sucked in but I don't understand the point of it. Is it a competition???

Or...is that one reality show too far for everyone else?


sumi - Mar 01, 2008 11:02:42 am PST #3636 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

I read that about Robert Irvine too. Why do people do that? Wasn't his resume impressive enough as it was?


sumi - Mar 01, 2008 11:57:39 am PST #3637 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

I had wondered why TWOP's Dinner Impossible thread was so active. Somebody linked to this article back on the 18th of February. And they also put up the resume in question.

And Michael Ruhlman and Tony Bourdain nominated him for a "Golden Clog" award:

THE CAT CORA AWARD
For most fame based on least actual culinary achievement

Nominees: Guy Fieri for..."Tex Wasabi?"; Tony Bourdain--"One fucking book. Did this asshole ever work anyplace GOOD?"; Robert Irvine--"Sir Robert? Uh....Maybe not. Prince Charles' wedding cake?...uh...no. White House? Hmmm..not according to Walter Scheib....Five Stars? Who IS this guy? Really?"


Ailleann - Mar 01, 2008 12:17:17 pm PST #3638 of 23273
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Ohhhh funny:

THE ALTON
For being on Food Network and yet, somehow managing to Not Suck


brenda m - Mar 01, 2008 5:28:43 pm PST #3639 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The fact that Bourdain is nominated for a chump award on his own made-up award list is a nice illustration of why he is AWESOME.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2008 5:59:33 pm PST #3640 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The fact that Bourdain is nominated for a chump award on his own made-up award list is a nice illustration of why he is AWESOME

I think that was hysterical. Go Tony!


Dana - Mar 02, 2008 5:12:04 am PST #3641 of 23273
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm watching whatever cycle of ANTM is running on MTV right now, and OH MY GOD, why is Jade so insane? I've seen the ending bits of this cycle more often, so I remember her exit, as she spouted poetry. But she was just insane from the beginning.


Dana - Mar 02, 2008 5:29:49 am PST #3642 of 23273
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Also, judging from the commercials, Janet Jackson is involved in another round of Making the Band? Why?