This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Theodosia - Dec 10, 2007 2:09:12 am PST #2863 of 23273
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Once again, Eastern European cabbies come through with a bolt of justice for the undeserving team. It could have only been sweeter if it got them eliminated, but since they're doing a fine job of self-destructing by themselves.

I mean, losing a rowing contest with an old herniated guy? It's true that Ron has more willpower than the Energizer Bunny, and as long as Christina can keep him pointed in the right direction, he's going to get through any task, but there are limits to how much strength and speed he's got.

Felt bad for Hendekea and Azaria, but sometimes a bad break is a bad break -- it would have been a good leg for a non-elim, alas.

Dubrovnik is beautiful, isn't it? I take it that it's once again safe for tourism, if TAR is going there. ::makes mental note::


megan walker - Dec 10, 2007 6:31:10 am PST #2864 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Dubrovnik is beautiful, isn't it? I take it that it's once again safe for tourism, if TAR is going there. ::makes mental note::
Definitely. It is one of the new hip and happening places to vacation (i.e., the NYT has featured it a couple of times this past year and it's even popped up in my BudgetTravel mag).

Also, once again people make the mistake of thinking rowing a boat is somehow a no-brainer. I swear someone should develop a crash course for these reality contestants on the basics of canoeing and rowing.


SuziQ - Dec 10, 2007 6:34:12 am PST #2865 of 23273
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I agree - bootcamp all around. I mean, who goes on Survivor without learning how to start a fire. Geeeesh.


SuziQ - Dec 10, 2007 6:34:14 am PST #2866 of 23273
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

La-la-la...nothing to see here.


Vortex - Dec 10, 2007 6:43:23 am PST #2867 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I agree - bootcamp all around. I mean, who goes on Survivor without learning how to start a fire. Geeeesh.

seriously. Hell, I'd be securing waterproof matches in a cavity!


sumi - Dec 10, 2007 7:06:03 am PST #2868 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

I wonder if instead of Non-elim legs we're going to get episodes where they've done most of a "leg" and they see Phil but instead of getting a prize - they discover that the 'leg' continues - and we see the rest next episode.


lisah - Dec 10, 2007 7:11:03 am PST #2869 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

So, what order to the teams come in?


megan walker - Dec 10, 2007 7:11:11 am PST #2870 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I wonder if instead of Non-elim legs we're going to get episodes where they've done most of a "leg" and they see Phil but instead of getting a prize - they discover that the 'leg' continues - and we see the rest next episode.

That may be, but Phil definitely said at the beginning of the race that there are X pit stops, Y are elimination points, and Z are non-elimination. I just don't recall the values of X, Y, and Z. I remember because I keep hoping for a race without any non-elimination legs. Of course, I keep hoping for an actual "race" with actual "clues" too.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 10, 2007 7:33:15 am PST #2871 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

According to Miss Alli at TWOP: [link]

at the beginning of the race, Phil explicitly said eleven pit stops, of which eight would be elimination points. That would imply that there are pit stops that are not elimination points, however they intend to handle or label them. I suspect it's semantics, but Phil said eleven pit stops, and Phil said eight elimination points. We've now had six elimination points and six pit stops. Either the opening narration was flat-out false, or there are some pit stops coming up that are not elimination points.


megan walker - Dec 10, 2007 7:40:49 am PST #2872 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Thank you Nora, I knew I didn't imagine it!

ETA: That's not to say I don't imagine Phil saying things from time to time. They just usually don't involve pit stops.