You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.

Giles ,'Touched'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


kat perez - Jul 05, 2014 10:34:19 am PDT #21981 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

My mom put me in dance when I was a little bitty thing. There was a lot that I loved about it and a lot that I hated about it, so much that I quit dancing at 15 and didn't really go back to it until college. I think the studio that you're in and the teachers' attitudes, the attitudes of the other families....all that makes such a huge difference. Dance should be fun and challenging not Dance Moms crazy. I hope it's that for Casper.

Also, the first time you put on pointe shoes is just one of the coolest things you'll ever do!


Amy - Jul 06, 2014 4:45:47 pm PDT #21982 of 23273
Because books.

Realized who Brooklyn reminds me of -- in Flashdance, Jennifer Beals' ice skater friend.

I knew you would all want to know.


SuziQ - Jul 08, 2014 7:30:39 am PDT #21983 of 23273
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Just finally getting caught up. Yes to all the above.

Are the guys exceptionally short this year?


kat perez - Jul 09, 2014 3:15:38 pm PDT #21984 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

No DVR. Gah! I want to watch that opening Broadway number again and again and again. Die, Tasty Broadway, die! That's how you do it.

Rudy and Tanisha - Hot. I loved it. Loved loved it. I will have to say more later.

No DVR. Bah!

Oh, and Misty is so so great as a judge. Think of yourself as a tree trunk. Yes. That's perfect.

Ricky and Valerie - Ricky is everything. Everything. He is just so frikkin' gorgeous. Exquisite legs and feet. Such a strong partner. He's not a big man, but he is just so solid on every lift. He brought the best out of Valerie. I thought she was quite good in the piece, but she really just kind of disappeared next to him. I can't foresee a style where that doesn't happen. Hip hop, maybe? I am thinking Ricky might be a little bit of a Billy Bell style train wreck at hip hop. I like, but am not in love with, this partnership. The choreo from Peanut was much better this week, but I still felt it was a little bit too on the nose. He's kind of in a slump, no?


quester - Jul 09, 2014 3:29:02 pm PDT #21985 of 23273
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Ricky was born to do Travis Wall's choreography!


kat perez - Jul 09, 2014 3:41:32 pm PDT #21986 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Ricky was born to do choreography!

Bridget and Emilio - Luther tried. Emilio tried. Bridget is...not a hip hop dancer. She's adorable and she really tried. When she was hitting her hip three times, it looked like she was trying to crack a walnut or something. The little hip didn't even move. That was, hmmmmmm. Ummm. Yeah, I wanted Twitch and Whitney and I got that. She better hope someone else is much much worse tonight or else she's going home next week. Emilio was holding back a lot and still hitting it a million times harder than her. Love the track. Luther should've put her in heels and let her Beyonce it rather than trying to have her do something harder.

Jessica and Nick - Awwww, Benji! Such a noodle. That seemed like a very tough routine and it was fun to watch but I'm not sure that will get fingers dialing, which is tough for Nick. Jessica was a trouper. That shoulder thing looked like it hurt. Nick still needs to give more to his partner. He still played a lot to the camera. As far as Jessica, just listen to Misty. She is wise in all things dance. Can we have her here every week? Also, these two are not a great partnership. No chemistry. I kinda blame Nick more for that than Jessica because he's so busy playing to the cameras that he isn't really involved with his partner.

Serge and Carly - Nice work again from Sonya. She is really bringing it this season. And these two have chemistry like "Whoa". Serge was really strong in this routine. Is he Ricky? Well, no. But he is extending and stretching through his feet and hands. He is a rock as a partner. Solid lifts. And he really was in this dance so deep. I believed he loved her. Carly...well, I wrote down that Serge's partner was Emily at first, so there you go. She's a perfectly pleasant dancer and some of the lines she hit were really lovely, but there's no there there. She's kind of a non-entity.

Teddy and Emily - Teddy is so cheesy all the time. He makes me tired. Before I can even get to the choreo, we must deal with the wardrobe. High waisted, skinny leg, leopard print capri pants and saddle shoes with a light blue bra and denim half shirt? Dammit. The wardrobe hos are back on that crack. I did like Dave Scott's choreo. It was clever. I think the judges maybe didn't give Emily enough credit. Yes, the ticking was not what it should've been, but for the vast majority of the dance, she was really down and grooving with the movement despite the fact that she was dressed like a crazy person and those pants made her look hippy as hell. As far as Teddy, y'all, I just don't like him. I don't buy him as a hip hop kid. Everything feels like a put on. It's like he learned hip hop from buying lessons off the back of a cereal box. It's like dance by rote memorization. There's no real feel to it. He never seems to be quite in the pocket. Just, nope. I won't remember this dance after the next commercial break.

Stanley and Malene - I just love Broadway when it's not Tasty. That was a fun number from Spencer. Misty nailed it again. Each of these two, on their own, were giving me beautiful lines and angles and painted some pretty pictures, but there was no chemistry or connection between these two. I don't think these two will ever work as a pair. She looks way too mature for him and this is the second week where his face pulling has gotten in the way of his connection with his partner. I don't know why he'd ever be calling her unless it were to ask if her son could come out and play with him. I got what Nigel was saying about the style not sitting quite right on either one of them, although I do think Malene inhabited it more than Stanley did. But I could've overlooked that if they had worked more as a partnership. I still adore Stanley, so I hope he hangs on next week and gets a better partner (should Malene go home tonight). If they both stay, I think they are sunk next week no matter what because it's a terrible pairing. Good routine, though.


quester - Jul 09, 2014 4:09:33 pm PDT #21987 of 23273
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I really was meh on the Benji dance. It just looked unfocused to me.

Serge is making my list of faves with Ricky and Marcqet.


Jesse - Jul 09, 2014 4:18:05 pm PDT #21988 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

They should have Misty on every week. She is so constructive, without acting like an expert in every style.


kat perez - Jul 09, 2014 4:29:03 pm PDT #21989 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Jourdin and Marcquet - That Sean Cheesman routine looked sloppy. They looked like they were chasing this choreo a little bit. Jourdin has great extension, great lines, but she was still a bit pulled up for me for jazz. I would like to see her dance more down into the floor. Marcquet. Well, I think he coped well for a ballroom kid, but he didn't make much of an impression. His side by side work in the choreo was super sloppy and he fell behind the counts. I see what Misty was saying about the face pulling, but I think that's a ballroom kid danger zone. They all seem to do it (even worse than the competition kids). Hopefully, he'll break out of that if he sticks around long enough. They're another pair that I don't think has a ton of chemistry yet. They may also grow into that, but right off the back, it seemed a lot like they were dancing next to each other rather than with each other. Sean Cheesman is very hit or miss for me as a choreographer on this show and this one was a little frantic for my taste. I won't be re-watching when I finally make it home to my beloved DVR.

They should have Misty on every week. She is so constructive, without acting like an expert in every style.

Amen. Give me a panel of Misty, Miss Debbie Allen and...maybe Christina Applegate any day!

Brooklyn and Casey - It was like watching two automatons dance Tango. Technically, it seemed very, very good...especially from Casey. He seemed quite strong in his partnering and the ganchos were nice. Brooklyn was much steadier on her feet this week which was a lovely surprise. I wasn't holding my breath thinking that she was going to fall at any moment although I still felt like she had moments of unsteadiness that were surprising to see for a supposed ballroom "expert" (and Misty agreed with me on her inability to distribute her weight correctly and so now I feel all validated and shit). But unlike Mary, I did not find much maturity in their dancing. They looked like extremely skilled juniors. I certainly didn't believe that they had ever had sex...with each other or anyone else.


quester - Jul 09, 2014 4:36:36 pm PDT #21990 of 23273
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Give me a panel of Misty, Miss Debbie Allen and...maybe Christina Applegate any day!

This!