Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


kat perez - Jul 02, 2013 9:19:53 pm PDT #20860 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

( continues...) unsure of herself. Alan was owning that stage. The feet were giving me life. He was so solid here. I should not have been watching him more than I watched her but I totally did. And Jasmine didn’t help at all on that last lift. He got that up on muscle and grit alone. He was great and she was not good. Totally agree with Nigel that Alan should not have been B3. Hope he won’t go there again.

Mackenzie and Paul/Jazz/Sean Cheesman/Mannequin – Oooh, I loved the opening…all the business on the podium. Yep. Just like that. Mackenzie gave me all I could handle. She was great in this. Paul was trying and from a technical perspective he was fine, but I didn’t buy the character from him. And what is with all the sexy sexy tonight? Did the wardrobe hos just want to go costume shopping at Hustler? That was a totally enjoyable routine. And Christina brought the great critique again. Can she just be around all the time?

Mariah and Carlos/Contemporary/Stacey Tookie/ Dead in the Water – This routine had a gorgeous beginning. I buy Carlos as dead inside. And that was a fantastic turning lift they did. I’m impressed with Krump girl in contemporary. She had beautiful grounded movement. She pulled off a clean double turn. She displayed some gorgeous technique getting down into those plies and showing good flexibility through the back. I really appreciated that number. In its quiet way, it might have been my favorite of the night.

Amy and Fik Shun/Hip Hop/NappyTab/After Party –. I didn’t have a lot to say about this routine. It was fun, I guess. I like NappyTab more in this vein than in their lyrical hip hop mode. Overall, the piece was kind of fluffy and I’m sure I will barely remember it by this time next week. I kinda just wanted to watch Fik Shun. He was shutting it down. Amy did her best to get her twerk on, but well . . .oh, girl. Bless your heart. She just needed to let go more and just flow with it. And more ass work. More ass work was required. The panel just decided to give them the Malece and Jade treatment and not judge them. Alrighty then.

Jenna and Tucker/Cha Cha/Dmitry/I Like It Like That – Well, I guess it’s the sexy-fecta then. Jenna? Sexpot from the jump. I did enjoy the Hey, Big Spender feel at the beginning. At least until I started wondering when or if Tucker was going to dance at all. She was most definitely doing all the work. Which, whatever, she’s amazing, but where was the cha cha in this cha cha? The little bit of cha cha Tucker did do was sort of terrible. He posed well, though. And looked good in a tux. That . . . was not a cha cha cha. I agree with Nigel. It was contempo-cha or maybe jazz-cha. And it was fine, but dude, that’s not a show closing routine. I’m not usually a fan when Nigel scolds the choreographers but seriously Dmitry? You can do better.

In my B3

Malece and Jade – Again. Always. Until they both go home.

Bluprint and Nico would be my other two guys in B3 and Amy and Jasmine would be my other bottom 3 girls surprisingly, although neither of them should come close to going home.

In my going home

Do I even have to see it? Malece and Jade every week until they both go home.

And now to read what everyone else had to say!


le nubian - Jul 02, 2013 9:22:18 pm PDT #20861 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Here is the AV Club's review, which I thought was pretty good (with some links to previous dances).

[link]


Jesse - Jul 03, 2013 2:25:25 pm PDT #20862 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I wonder if it has to do with timing. Maybe they have a shorter season this year?

The judges could have eliminated two last week! Why didn't they? This is the third week we've seen the top 20! Ridiculous. And SO MEAN making the eliminated dancers dance. What if a whole couple is eliminated?


le nubian - Jul 03, 2013 2:48:57 pm PDT #20863 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I wish they would put some teeth into things and be more orderly:

a) eliminate 2 people at the end of the episode this week

b) can only use the judge's save one time per contestant (no saving a person from week to week if they hit the bottom 3 multiple times)

c) do a results show, but air it online (Fox, Netflix, Amazon) to get more revenue and might shorten the show.


Jesse - Jul 03, 2013 3:51:23 pm PDT #20864 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Apparently this is the most despicable group of BB houseguests ever, but we'll never see it on TV. I can't decide if this means I should quit watching, or do a lot of secondary reading to keep up on who's the worst.


brenda m - Jul 03, 2013 4:04:41 pm PDT #20865 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The pizza guy apparently called some of these racist tools on their BS, so there's at least one person to root for. So far.


Lee - Jul 03, 2013 5:40:06 pm PDT #20866 of 23273
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

If you choose the reading part, you should link me to the good stuff


le nubian - Jul 03, 2013 6:17:27 pm PDT #20867 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

one BB article: [link]


kat perez - Jul 03, 2013 6:34:34 pm PDT #20868 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

SYTYCD: If they must have only one show a week, I'd much prefer that they do the eliminations at the end of the show as they did last year. I doubt Nigel would give up the drama of doing the eliminations on TV. He'd never put them online. I think if a couple got eliminated, they'd probably just eliminate that number, no? There would be no point making them dance if they were both out anyway. I don't have a problem with how the judges use the save because its been that way since they started doing it on this show. And while I do think they use it to prop dancer sometimes (like with Jade last night) they also have used it in the past to keep dancers around who were actually really good but just not connecting with the audience for some reason. I was really glad to see them send Alan to safety last night, for example. I think they often biff who they boot off but that's more because America tends to not send the right people to the bottom, IMHO. And yeah, that's as a result of a lot of egregious judge pimping, but that's a whole other problem. In sum, no results show is crap. Bring me my two nights of dance!

BB: I read some of the stuff the one girl said, the model? Amazing. Does she not know she's on camera all the time? I mean, really? In 2013? Wow.


brenda m - Jul 03, 2013 6:49:51 pm PDT #20869 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

It's kind of cracking me up that she (and one other so far) have no idea they've been fired over this crap.