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Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


kat perez - May 10, 2013 5:44:03 pm PDT #20610 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Garret staying on The Voice over Karina was a travesty. I don't like the Swon Brothers, but I didn't much care about the other country boy whose name I've already forgotten from Blake's team either, so that's kind of a wash. I would trade them both out in a heartbeat for Grace Askew. Word.

I was fine with Caroline leaving because I really could only understand every third word of her song, but I will say that Sarah Simmons was pitchy on that rendition of Angel, not to go all Dawg on you but it was appropriate in this case. I didn't mind Cathia going, although she should've kicked Usher in his cute tushie on the way out the door. I Have Nothing? Really? Worse song choice of the round. Yes, worse than Imagine. That said, Josiah needs to be off my TV real soon. He may be pretty, but the fool can't sing and his attempts at playing the guitar were laughable.

I'm all about Michelle, Amber, Sasha and Judith in that order.

AI is also still really good this season which is sad because nobody's watching it due to all the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad producing and judging. I am so glad that they are ditching the entire panel next year. Well, only Randy has formally announced that he won't be back but I cannot imagine that they would have either Mimi or Nikki back next season given how terrible they've both been each in their own awful way. Also, Mariah Carey is too old to rock a white half shirt on TV and I don't care how good her body is. And her new video looks like homemade porn. All very sad for her. I do hope they consider bringing Keith back next season, though, because he's delightful. I doubt the show will get much better as it's really the producers who fuck everything up.

Finally, SYTYCD back on Tuesday. What what? I cannot wait. Cannot wait!


brenda m - May 12, 2013 5:53:57 pm PDT #20611 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Fucking CBS. Why the f are the results is a separate episode? Their hate-on for people using DVRs is so aggravating.


le nubian - May 12, 2013 6:10:30 pm PDT #20612 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Word.


Amy - May 12, 2013 6:13:38 pm PDT #20613 of 23273
Because books.

Come back when you find out!


le nubian - May 12, 2013 6:23:26 pm PDT #20614 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I agree with the winner. 100%.


Amy - May 12, 2013 6:25:46 pm PDT #20615 of 23273
Because books.

Oh, come on. A thousand percent! It was so good. So happy.


Scrappy - May 12, 2013 9:10:32 pm PDT #20616 of 23273
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

dancing happy Survivor dance.


flea - May 13, 2013 2:12:47 am PDT #20617 of 23273
information libertarian

Gah, SYTYCD is on at 8 on Tuesday (PTO meeting) and at 9 on Wednesday (I work until 9). The Life Gods do not wish me to have my happy!


brenda m - May 13, 2013 3:25:06 am PDT #20618 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

So happy about the winner (and still peeved at not getting to see it.)


Jesse - May 13, 2013 3:55:52 pm PDT #20619 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh dag -- no A/C on the Voice! I feel bad for them.