On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


lisah - Sep 13, 2007 6:04:09 am PDT #2045 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

I hate to preach to the choir, but...stay away from the salmon.

hah! It was crazy that so many of them picked fish. But then it sounded like a some of the flight attendants actually really liked Sarah's dish but Collichio & Bourdain got bad pieces.

And I'm wondering what she did to the couscous to make it so bad or blah or whatever it was!


Hayden - Sep 13, 2007 6:37:54 am PDT #2046 of 23273
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

This has probably been mentioned here and elsewhere, but just in case: Charisma Carpenter is going to be on The Apprentice.


sumi - Sep 13, 2007 6:44:27 am PDT #2047 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

I think it was just blah - i.e., she needed to do more to the couscous and then she admitted it was an afterthought.


sumi - Sep 13, 2007 7:14:54 am PDT #2048 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Howie's big news:

Talked to Howie today. He was his usual refreshingly blunt, humorless self. He's back home in North Miami but not for long ("I'm ready for a change"). His plan is to open a contemporary American restaurant in New York in the "next six months." Partners are people he's met since the show, some who contacted him, impressed by his food on the show, he said. Details are still being finalized as he is still scouting spaces, location and name. It's looking to be on the Lower East Side and yes, pork will be on the menu.


Kristen - Sep 13, 2007 10:52:10 am PDT #2049 of 23273

Harold, he just really doesn't like salmon:

I think his earlier point still holds. I can't think of a single TC cheftestant who has done salmon successfully on the show. It's like the Salmon Triangle over there.


sumi - Sep 13, 2007 10:52:46 am PDT #2050 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

It's true and very, very funny.

I believe that Sam also dislikes salmon.


SuziQ - Sep 13, 2007 10:53:41 am PDT #2051 of 23273
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Maybe they keep trying cause they want to be THE ONE to do it successfully.


victor infante - Sep 13, 2007 11:20:07 am PDT #2052 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

I can see Hung thinking, "I will make you like salmon like I made Padma like steak and eggs. But first, you must jump up and down in my bedroom!"


Liese S. - Sep 13, 2007 11:35:30 am PDT #2053 of 23273
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Bwah!

Of course, the salmon deal is funnier to me, because in my Top Chef dream/nightmare, I pulled salmon as an ingredient, so I had to make my Aunt Eu Me's salmon dish. It was delicious. In the dream.

In reality, the last time I made it, I overcooked it and it was horrible. So, you take your chances, you roll your bones.

Will they/have they put up Casey's recipe? It looked awesome and I would totally make that.


sumi - Sep 13, 2007 12:17:12 pm PDT #2054 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

They have put it up.

Meanwhile, I don't know why I didn't notice this but Gail did:

On the other hand, those that failed clearly showed lack of connective reasoning. It could not have been a coincidence that the bottom three choices in this week’s episode all included poorly executed side dishes that appeared to the diners as complete afterthoughts. While Brian’s Prime New York Strip Steak may have been overwhelming in size, it was his Butter Poached Peruvian Lobster and Purple Potato Hash that brought him to the Judges' Table. Same goes for Sarah’s Fig Couscous and, of course, CJ’s dreaded Broccolini.