I'm with Vortex. Sweet P pissed me off too. I almost would rather they don't have a "regular women's" challenge because I end up hating people I previously had no opinion of or liked.

I would buy the winning dress in a heartbeat. Exactly the kind of dress I love. But maybe ... two inches shorter.

Aside from Gunnar's, which at least had the ruffly detail, Fabio's at least looked original and interesting. Dmitry's was great, but one more solid-colored dress is another yawn in some ways.

But if they tried to dye my hair with Feria I would run screaming because it took me basically shaving my head to get that red shit out.

That whole thing irritated me. They've been saying "L'Oreal Paris Makeup Room" over and over for how many seasons now? Actual, specific product placement in the episode is so gross.

Oh man, 10 minutes in, and BB has already made me laugh more than it has the rest of the season.

eta: I don't usually watch the exit interviews/messages very carefully, bur this one I actually rewatched, because it was MADE OF AWESOME

he only thing that could have made that better was if Eleanor was on the show!

Ooh. So many all stars I would love to see...

On the opening number, what was that shit with giving Cyrus a broom? I mean, I know he can't dance Gene Kelly, but STILL. The black man gets to be the janitor??

Hah! I noticed this too and eye-rolled.

I was surprisingly pleased by the disco number, and amazed by Eliana, and that was about it. Oh, and the chacha was ridiculous. WHY, why with the bad and slow music??

Some of the things I typed while watching--apparently I'm all about costumes:

Lindsay and Jacob: "Apparently my shadow is a dude?" HAH. I am distracted by how shiny his vest is (hers is shiny too, but there's less fabric) Cute. Not super memorable, but not bad at all.

Will and Kathryn--weird seeing her after seeing Step Up! Also, he just looks GInOrMOUS. Even when he's squatting down. And she totally kicked his ass.

Cyrus and Jamie- (Wow, I didn't even recognize/remember her) I feel like men are not meant to wear skinny jeans shirtless. I liked the number a lot (especially the lighting choices)…but I didn't think he was that awesome in it.

Cheon and Lauren: SERIOUSLY COSTUME WHORES? Are those drop crotch pants?!? Also, wow, he is so ballet when dancing "hip hop"

Allison and George: FUn, but I have no idea where Tasty thought this was "raunchy"

I'm almost sad Cheon stayed, because really, is he going to get votes off of THIS week's performance?!? This new setup is weird. I feel like they should kick people off at the beginning of the show (even though we'd then get less dancing).

Also, wow, he is so ballet when dancing "hip hop"

It's his muscles. He doesn't use them the way hiphoppers do. He's not aware of their contraction and release, all he's doing is moving them smoothly, which is what a ballet dancer should, but he completely misses the point of what he's trying to do here.

Alex Wong was very good in his number with Twitch before he got injured.

Yeah, I'm not saying ballet dancers can't, I'm saying Chehon can't.

I don't usually watch the exit interviews/messages very carefully, bur this one I actually rewatched, because it was MADE OF AWESOME

Oh yeah. Bast BB ever? Maybe.

PR: I am obsessed with the dress Fabio made. I want it a LOT.

I am so over Chehon, it isn't even funny. I want him gone so badly I can taste it. I wish the other ballet dancer were still there instead of him.

Also, Ven, YOU try that belt on, you chubby bunny! I mean, shit.