Zoe: I thought you wanted to spend more time off-ship this visit. Wash: Out there is seems like it's all fancy parties. I like our party better. The dress code is easier and I know all the steps.

'Shindig'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jessica - Jul 16, 2012 4:05:12 pm PDT #19558 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

WORE-CHESTER-SHIRE, Justin? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Sorry kid, I liked you, but you can't do that. Michelle gets my vote. Those clams looked awesome, and she didn't butcher the prononciation of any of her basic ingredients.

WORE-CHESTER-SHIRE. What the hell, I don't even.


Jesse - Jul 16, 2012 4:13:02 pm PDT #19559 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Well, yes, there was that.


sj - Jul 16, 2012 4:16:08 pm PDT #19560 of 23273
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

WORE-CHESTER-SHIRE

People actually try to say WORE-CHESTER all the time for the city, especially when we are talking to customer service people from other states. So wrong.


Jesse - Jul 16, 2012 4:51:04 pm PDT #19561 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It also made me laugh pretty hard that to bring Caesar salad into the 21st century, he made aspic!


Amy - Jul 18, 2012 3:22:56 pm PDT #19562 of 23273
Because books.

SYTYCD: Will is taller than Cat! And she's in heels! That's unusual, on this show anyway.


Amy - Jul 18, 2012 3:50:14 pm PDT #19563 of 23273
Because books.

Cat is so protective of the dancers! So encouraging! I adore her.


Jesse - Jul 18, 2012 4:27:42 pm PDT #19564 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

SYTYCD: Will is taller than Cat! And she's in heels! That's unusual, on this show anyway.

Yeah, he's enormous. I think big for a person, much less for a dancer.


Amy - Jul 18, 2012 4:29:29 pm PDT #19565 of 23273
Because books.

Whenever I see anyone taller than Cat-in-heels, I'm startled.

Will also reminds me of a good friend's husband when he was that age, and less of a dancer I couldn't imagine, so he's always a little weird to watch for me.


Jesse - Jul 18, 2012 4:49:13 pm PDT #19566 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Let me just say the problem with Daniel-and-Alexa is that she is DEAD INSIDE. I kind of wonder what's actually wrong with her -- her eyes aren't right.


quester - Jul 18, 2012 4:51:09 pm PDT #19567 of 23273
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I so agree with you, Jesse! She's like a robot.