I hope you don't think that I just come over for the spells and everything. I mean, I really like just talking and hanging out with you and stuff.

Willow ,'First Date'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


le nubian - Apr 30, 2012 12:29:58 pm PDT #19169 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I can believe that hair extensions cost $500. Years ago, just braiding my hair with the good fake hair would cost $200. That was around 1999 and not an urban area.


meara - Apr 30, 2012 12:55:16 pm PDT #19170 of 23273

I totally believe $500, and I totally understand being worried about looking heinous for the rest of the show, immortalized on TV forever!

That said, I'd still freaking DO it. I can see pausing for a sec and being all "Ooof"...but then you go ahead. For a million dollars (also, she already won Big Brother, she can afford new hair extensions!) Hair grows back. They're not asking you to do something damaging to your health there (like, say, dancing around in hot sun for six hours)

I found her rant about her ugly nose and her being fat kind of odd. I'm wondering how much of that is flack she got during/after Big Brother. I mean, sure, I know that I have my issues, but I wouldn't say them out loud on national TV, and I've never noticed her nose being big OR her being fat! I mean, she's not skinny, but I'd never have thought to describe her even as "plump" or something. So weird.


Theodosia - Apr 30, 2012 3:09:43 pm PDT #19171 of 23273
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I suspect her issues have issues.


Jessica - Apr 30, 2012 6:33:04 pm PDT #19172 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My feeling is...they're extensions! It's not like it's even your own hair you actually spent time growing, you know? Just get new extensions with your million dollars!


Morgana - Apr 30, 2012 11:23:04 pm PDT #19173 of 23273
"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance.” – The 13 Clocks, James Thurber

Re: The Voice -- I can't possibly be the only person who thinks that Lindsey Pavao is boring as hell, can I? And that when she sings in the big group numbers she sucks all the energy and momentum out of the songs as soon as she opens her mouth? It's not that I don't think that there are a multitude of problems with Chris Mann's performances, but at least I was able to remember his name from week to week.


le nubian - May 01, 2012 3:11:42 am PDT #19174 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

The final 4 will be really interesting. I almost feel like I can predict who will go through for each judge.


Liese S. - May 01, 2012 5:50:59 am PDT #19175 of 23273
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Do eet!

I say: Chris Mann, Erin, Katrina. But I have no idea Jamar or Juliet, and I'm not even sure which one I want. Guess I'd have to go with Juliet though I like Jamar.

I could see it coming down to Chris and Juliet, in which case I'd give the whole shebang to Juliet. I dunno how the final four format works, though.


lisah - May 01, 2012 4:25:31 pm PDT #19176 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

Catching up on ANTM and, man, Eboni? Looks a lot like season 2 RuPaul's Drag Race winner Tyra Sanchez.

Speaking of Drag Race, I am VERY pleased with last night's result. Happy Halloween!


Jesse - May 01, 2012 4:33:15 pm PDT #19177 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

SO pleased with Drag Race! Of course I got spoiled before I could watch it tonight, but no big.

In The Voice news, I just love the good feeling about this show. It's like SYTYCD in that way -- it feels like there are a lot of people who really like each other. And I like that!


Jesse - May 01, 2012 4:41:46 pm PDT #19178 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, my local news has James Massone tonight. Little noodle.