Seriously? That's a load of crap! Although I guess if you were a makeup artist, you'd have a bunch of supplies? But then you wouldn't be working for free, either.

Still loving The Sing Off, still loving Afro Blue. Although, I do think they cheated the category a little bit last night. Having Wyclef say "One time" over and over does not make Killing me Softly a hip hop song. It's an R&B ballad done by a rap group. Whatever, I still loved it. I haven't bought any of their singles, but should they win, I would seriously consider buying their album.

I'm also loving Pentatonix. They made me enjoy Love Lockdown which is a miracle since I don't like either that song or Kanye. They are just really good. But I think I had the most fun with Club Can't Even Handle Me Right Now. those kids just make me smile.

And I agree with everyone that knowledgable judges who can disagree without being disagreeable and provide relevant critiques to contestants is amazing. Sara is such an upgrade over the Scherzinger I almost can't fathom it. They really lucked out that Simon plucked her for The X-Factor (which is terrible, btw. half the people can't even sing)

TAR: I was disappointed in all the Jesus talk from the snowboarders. Not that I have anything against Jesus. He's just alright with me. But I felt they definitely went a little bit over the top. I'm going to chose to think that they were being prompted by questions we weren't hearing to make some of those comments because I don't want to stop liking them as much as I do. I also enjoy the grandparents and Amani and Marcus. I want to smack sailor dad. Listen to your son, dude! He has more common sense in his pinky toe than you seem to have in your whole body.

Ozzy, you are completely fucking nutballs. I don't even know what to think.

Also, I feel like I've said this consistently over the course of three seasons, but: SHUT UP COACH. I liked him better when he was talking about being kidnapped by pygmies. Not fake praying. UGH.

I can't believe it took a season and a half for someone to think of that. Not that anyone but Ozzy would be craxy enough to do it.

The religious cult developing at the other camp is beyond creepy. Coach makes my skin crawl.

not cool WoA. Not cool.

Yeah, the praying was ultra-creepy. Ozzy is making a move that is either genius or really stupid, but either way he is PLAYING THE FREAKING GAME LIKE WHOA and I like him for that.

PR: So far Kimberly and Josh have shown. I don't know if it's the super-bright colors, but everything looks like the 80s exploded all over it. There's maybe one piece I like out of each of them.

Just Desserts - ok, whew. I don't actually care about Chris one way or the other, but ever since he mentioned that his baby needs a new heart I've been rooting for him to win. Because he could really use the money. To buy his newborn baby a new heart.

I want to know how much of Coach's sudden love of Jesus is all about keeping Brandon calm. It seems awfully suspicious timing that we've never seen this side of him before.

Ozzy....dang.

A lot of it I think. But he's gone all in, and Coach is the kind of guy who buys his own bullshit. So at this point?