Ashley Solo/Lovely – Just a light dancer. She’s not unpleasant, but her dancing is really immature.
Chris/Scars – Ok, he’s kind of ridiculous. Oh, the move with the foot where he extended it in like a heel stretch? And the flips? And the Chbeeb like popping with the wavy arms? He turned it out. So, so good in his own style. That was a save your ass DoD.
Jordan/Commander – She’s a better dancer than this. Why all the stripper moves? Why so much floor work? Why so many HMV leg extensions? She’s better than that. Sigh. She makes it so hard to be a fan of her dancing.
Tadd/1-2-3 – Oh my god, doing old school pop locking to Miami Sound Machine? And it’s so inventive and clever and the last 10 seconds were just crazy difficult and forget about it. Love this kid! Free Tadd, y’all. Seriously.
Will Chris' solo be enough to make the judges split up a partnership? I’m not sure. They damn sure won’t take Chris over Tadd (and they shouldn’t) but Nigel might try to blame Ricky for putting his pretty, pretty princess in danger week after week. So Ricky had better bring it tonight in his DoD because Chris laid it down.
If there were any justice, Ryan and Ricky would go home. They have not been great (her especially) any week since the show began, whereas both Chris and Ashley and Tadd and Jordan have had at least one standout routine. And tonight their solos were the weakest. Ricky’s was the weakest by a lot! No chance this group will let Ryan go, though. Ashley didn’t make an unequivocal case for herself and absent that, they won’t break up the partnership. Also, if you thought Ricky/Ryan was bad, Ryan/Chris would be a disaster and a guaranteed trip back to B3 next week for Nigel’s blond pet. Nope, bye bye Chris and Ashley. You should’ve stayed, though.
Not even one token dancer? Too good for it, Florence and the Machine? Then why is your ass on this show screaming about stars and moon. Ugh. I don’t even dislike you really, but you are dismissed.
Who cares about Kim Khardashian? What the hell is Nigel talking about? Aww, poor Chris is in tears. “Dance is a lot more than developes.” Amen, Nigel. Amen. Awww, poor pretty black girl. To go home before Ryan is just wrong. It’s wrong. But she really hasn’t been that great on the show. Why does Ricky get the “You’re not connecting” speech? Bitch, please. Ricky would be shining on this show if you hadn’t saddled him with Ryan. Chris going home is right. He’s out of his depth in this competition now. But he’s still a cutie. And he did awfully well for a b-boy with very little training.
They’re just gonna keep saving Ryan until they can’t save her anymore, I guess. Damn, Top 10 can’t come soon enough. Poor Chris and Ashley’s sad little faces. Damn.