Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


sumi - Jun 08, 2011 4:34:15 am PDT #16843 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Review of Sam Talbot (season 2 Top Chef)'s restaurant.


kat perez - Jun 08, 2011 8:19:41 am PDT #16844 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I liked Dia's performance but I am compelled to point out that Kris Allen did it first (and better, imho) on Idol. It just annoyed me that the judges were falling all over themselves about how unique and groundbreaking her take on Heartless was when there are many, many versions deconstructing that song out there. So Cee-Lo, when you talk to Kanye, I believe he is going to be a lot less blown away than you think he'll be. That said, she did a great job with the song and it was my favorite performance of the night.

I loved Bev, too, and hope she makes it to next week. She is just fun to watch up on that stage. I was actually more impressed with Raquel (Jersey Girl) this week than I have been in the past. I don't enjoy that Ke-dollar sign-ha song but she managed to sing it fairly well. Xenia has a much better, more interesting voice (although she also chose a song that I'm not a huge fan of) but she just looked sooo uncomfortable up there on that stage.

I didn't really care for anyone else. Not that I thought they did poorly. I was just kind of bored. Frenchie sang well, but I hate that song and she's not a star. The bald rocker dude on Blake's team, ditto. Lily had pitch problems. On a Fergie song. That's automatic fail. And I don't want to see men writhe around to Big Girls Don't Cry unless their names are Peter Petrelli and they are all tatted up running around in their underwear in some Chino backyard. The country dude was boring and somewhat off key on a played out singing contest song. If there were other people last night, I can't remember them so that's not a good sign.

Random thoughts:

Christina Aguilera, look into pants. Please.

Cee-Lo is really unpleasant to look at without glasses. The eyes. They are slightly buggy, no?

Christina Aguilera, stop talking up under people's clothes. Really all the judges need to take the dirty sex talk down about a thousand notches. And do some actual judging.

The texting lounge is supremely stupid. Please make it stop.

Christina turned her contestants into back up singers on Lady Marmalade and it was still better than whatever Blake and his group did to This Love. The harmonies were painful.

I think Adam's team is going to destroy Cee-Lo's group next week.

I still like this show.


Jesse - Jun 08, 2011 2:18:34 pm PDT #16845 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Mostly I agree with what you all said, but I'll add my two cents. I liked pretty much everyone except Lily. She was this one, right?

My favorite is now "that was really good because I know where you started with that song" (for the first truly terrible performance).

The country guy was no great shakes either, obviously. I think Xenia could really get a lot better over the next few years, poor noodle.

The elimination by team thing is really unfortunate.

And I really like Blake and want to hang out with him.


Amy - Jun 08, 2011 3:07:18 pm PDT #16846 of 23273
Because books.

Nigel really is a lech, isn't he?


brenda m - Jun 08, 2011 3:12:59 pm PDT #16847 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Country Padalecki, I'm sayin'.


Amy - Jun 08, 2011 3:14:39 pm PDT #16848 of 23273
Because books.

brenda, for a second I thought you meant Nigel. Blake, absolutely. Heh.


Vortex - Jun 08, 2011 3:36:56 pm PDT #16849 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

You know who I'm missing? Anthony from last season, who didn't make it due to his thigh (that beautiful thigh) injury.


Rayne - Jun 08, 2011 3:47:30 pm PDT #16850 of 23273
"Oh no! Has falling sky liquid once again caused you the sadness?" -Starfire

Oh dang, Anthony isn't in Vegas? I was really hoping they'd let him skip auditions and he'd show up there.


Jesse - Jun 08, 2011 4:21:14 pm PDT #16851 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Damn, they cut Hero and Stacey Ann (?)?? Bummer.


Kathy A - Jun 08, 2011 4:36:24 pm PDT #16852 of 23273
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Patty Anne. And the fact that they were both cut in their own style makes it even harsher.

I'm getting worried about Natalia! I hope she's okay. Sasha had wonderful form in her contemporary, and her (and Natalia's) partner, the Professor, is really appealing as well.