Um, her mispronunciation of "ceviche" is driving me BATTY. I think I'm going to scream.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own
This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]
le nubian - Aug 19, 2009 4:37:02 pm PDT #10393 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Frankenbuddha - Aug 19, 2009 4:42:28 pm PDT #10394 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
OK, I already hate Mike. I'll laugh my ass off if he goes home today, but I suspect he's designated douchebag for this season.
le nubian - Aug 19, 2009 4:50:42 pm PDT #10395 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I cannot stand Mike. I want to kick him in the testicles.
le nubian - Aug 19, 2009 4:53:08 pm PDT #10396 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I love how much shit Wolfgang Puck talks. His comment about puree and baby food nearly choked me.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 19, 2009 4:58:12 pm PDT #10397 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I cannot stand Mike. I want to kick him in the testicles.
Sing it!
Sadly, he got good marks on his food. Dammit. I think Jen is going to win it though. I'm already rooting for her since her mentor is Eric Ripert.
Nora Deirdre - Aug 19, 2009 4:58:46 pm PDT #10398 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Wolfgang Puck is awesome- can we keep him? I hate, hate, hate Mike. Really? You can't wrap your head around a lady beating you at shucking clams? Life will be tough for you.
SEITAN REALLY?
Amy - Aug 19, 2009 5:00:27 pm PDT #10399 of 23273
Because books.
Yeah, he's a big UGH.
Wolfgang is wonderful.
And the brothers should be interesting.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 19, 2009 5:21:04 pm PDT #10400 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Well, I was mostly right, but I didn't see the winner coming.
Nora Deirdre - Aug 19, 2009 5:32:09 pm PDT #10401 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I wanted halibut lady to win so to rub Michael's nose in the fact that a GIRL BEAT HIM OMG.
The french dude's red ascot thing is strange and off-putting to me. Also, the weird chick that did the scallop-shrimp-overcomplicated-vice thing sounds EXACTLY like Mel from Flight of the Conchords.
Now to watch the Masters.
Amy - Aug 19, 2009 6:13:25 pm PDT #10402 of 23273
Because books.
Masters is surprising me. Also making me really, really hungry.