Well, then, this is a day I'll feel good to be me.

Mal ,'Trash'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Jun 04, 2007 11:38:13 am PDT #969 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I might volunteer to go into a 19-month coma if it meant I'd wake up to a democracy.


§ ita § - Jun 04, 2007 11:40:54 am PDT #970 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, that idea of a watermelon popsicle for lunch seemed brilliant. Shame about the sautéed ass taste, though.

I am reflexively excited about the iPhone because there isn't anything Mac-happy that I'm more excited about. Probably not enough to open the wallet round one, though.


Steph L. - Jun 04, 2007 11:43:24 am PDT #971 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I got this really great gun.

Charlie Guiteau
Never said "Never"
Or heard the word "No."
Faced with disaster,
His heart would beat faster,
His smile would just grow


Jessica - Jun 04, 2007 11:44:28 am PDT #972 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Real-life web shooters:

A new inexpensive nanoglue that becomes stronger as it heats up could redefine the way computer chips are made and even pave the way for Spiderman-esque web-shooting devices in the near future, according to its creator.

Developed by a group of US researchers led by Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute's materials science and engineering professor, Ganapathiraman Ramanath, the new nanoglue is made from commercially available ultrathin glue materials that when heated to extreme temperatures can bond materials that don't usually stick together.


Dana - Jun 04, 2007 11:47:49 am PDT #973 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

In the USA you can have your say
You can set your goals and seize the day
You're given the freedom to work your way
To the head of the line.


Kathy A - Jun 04, 2007 11:57:55 am PDT #974 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

What a wonder is a gun
What a versatile invention
First of all, when you've a gun
[Click!] Everybody pays attention
When you think what must be done
Think of all that you can do--
Remove a scoundrel
Unite a party
Preserve the Union
Promote the sales of my book!
Ensure my future
My niche in history
And then, the world will see
That I am not a man to overlook
Ah-haaaa!!!


Jesse - Jun 04, 2007 12:02:44 pm PDT #975 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

People! Today's Monday Musical is Guys & Dolls: [link]


sarameg - Jun 04, 2007 12:07:50 pm PDT #976 of 10001

It's going to be storming right when I'm planning on leaving.

Of course I do not have the umbrella in the office with me.


Kathy A - Jun 04, 2007 12:09:54 pm PDT #977 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I was going to put up some of Adelaide's Lament before I broke out the Assassins lyrics, but didn't. I will now, though!

When they get on the train for Niagara
And she can hear churchbells chime
The compartment is air-conditioned
And the mood sublime
Then they get off at Saratoga for the fourteenth time!
A person can develop la grippe
La grippe
La post nasal drip
With the wheezes
And the sneezes
And a sinus that's really a pip!
From lack of community property
And a feeling she's getting too old
A person can develop a big, bad cold!!
::achoo!!::


Theodosia - Jun 04, 2007 12:14:38 pm PDT #978 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

So what did people do this weekend?

Rescuing an endangered turtle. No, seriously.