Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Jul 23, 2007 9:44:27 am PDT #9533 of 10001

One slip on the foot and...well, there's probably a reason they don't have the competitions over a pit.

Dude. THat would make the Olympics WAY more interesting!!

A drunk student made the jump, but then fall backwards down the elevator shaft and was killed.

Oooooh. That would make me feel very bad if I was one who didn't fall.

I knew a kid in college who tried to jump between two buildings and killed himself. He was very drunk at the time (and I think really misjudged the distance).

I had no idea that jumping over yawning gaps was such a thing! Who knew?

I'm looking at my 4' X 6' rug, thinking I would probably not try to jump more than about four feet, really. Just in case.


Jesse - Jul 23, 2007 9:45:10 am PDT #9534 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I hate phone interviews. Are there people who are actually good at them?? Good luck, Emily.

Maybe it was supposed to be, but you foiled it. Muahahahahahah!

Heh.

I am still trying to dry my shoes out, and am not looking forward to wearing them for an interview I have to do with our CEO (me interviewing her) that I'm already not looking forward to. Argh!


tommyrot - Jul 23, 2007 9:46:28 am PDT #9535 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I had no idea that jumping over yawning gaps was such a thing! Who knew?

Morpheus!


Emily - Jul 23, 2007 9:47:16 am PDT #9536 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I just feel like I was very, "Um, uh, well, let's see, uh," and didn't have good answers, and all. Dammit. Oh well. At least that's my important thing for the day done. Now to think about packing. Eyuck.


meara - Jul 23, 2007 9:48:13 am PDT #9537 of 10001

Ugh, emily--I hear ya. I'm worried I'll be like that on Wednesday--it's my first interview in almost four years, so I really wish it would be at a company I DON"T want ot work for, jsut to get the nerves out. Ah well.


beekaytee - Jul 23, 2007 9:55:10 am PDT #9538 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

meara! Thanks again for the wacky-fun Buffy sing along (J would be pleased) ticket procurement. I really enjoyed spending time with the three of you...plus...you and J can sing!

Much luck with the interview. If you want to practice...just the get the nerves out, give me a call.

In falling news, a dorm mate at university fell off a four story building while massively drunk. Bounced, according to witnesses, and lay asleep on the ground until the folks who thought he might be dead tried to carry him way. Not a scratch.

Alternately, during a spate of 'pennying' (making a door almost impossible to open by jamming a penny between the door and the frame) another dorm mate jumped into a dumpster, broke her arm and got some weird rash.

When it was me, I just went all Hulk!smash and yanked the door off the hinges. Had a tough time explaining that to the repair crew...


Tom Scola - Jul 23, 2007 9:58:43 am PDT #9539 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

What city, meara?


JZ - Jul 23, 2007 9:59:39 am PDT #9540 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Tons of postdated interview~ma to you, Emily. And what are the dimensions of the dresser? How many drawers? And can you spare time from packing to come over and hang out tomorrow or next Monday or Tuesday before you leave? Please?


Theodosia - Jul 23, 2007 10:00:18 am PDT #9541 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Emily, a lot may ride on how much savoire faire you exhibited in handling the cat attack, since it would bode well for your classroom discipline! I once chose a roommate because she handled her boyfriend's sudden food-poisoning attack -- in the middle of the interview -- so gracefully, and she turned out to be a very good roommate indeed.


bon bon - Jul 23, 2007 10:00:55 am PDT #9542 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

OMG, best news ever: this horrible no-good case I'm on is stayed for the indefinite future -- definitely long enough for me to say bye-bye to this firm and the evil partner I work for. On the phone just now with another associate:

Sr. associate: I'm so happy this case is stayed. I thought it would kill us.
Me: I'm pretty sure it would have happened by murder-suicide.