Yeah--you're only using the towel after you're clean...
The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
meara - Jul 17, 2007 11:39:25 am PDT #8526 of 10001
megan walker - Jul 17, 2007 11:56:27 am PDT #8527 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Changing the topic 'cause I don't even want to think that hard about bidet habits:
My local bookstore just sent a reminder out about the HP release party and they didn't bcc. Everyone's address is just there. That's annoying, right?
tommyrot - Jul 17, 2007 11:57:45 am PDT #8528 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My local bookstore just sent a reminder out about the HP release party and they didn't bcc. Everyone's address is just there. That's annoying, right?
I'd use a stronger word than "annoying."
Vortex - Jul 17, 2007 12:08:47 pm PDT #8529 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Well, I re-use my bath towel, and I do use that to dry my Area, because I'm, you know, clean when I use it.
True, but I'm thinking more . . . internally.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 17, 2007 12:11:15 pm PDT #8530 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
My bar for "dry enough" is set significantly lower than my bar for "clean enough."
§ ita § - Jul 17, 2007 12:11:44 pm PDT #8531 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If you're not clean enough to wipe, keep cleaning.
And with that I hope I'm done thinking about it.
I'm certainly done thinking. I was doing cell phone research at lunch and am all confused now.
tommyrot - Jul 17, 2007 12:13:20 pm PDT #8532 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If you're not clean enough to wipe, keep cleaning.
And with that I hope I'm done thinking about it.
Oh people of the future: See what we had to deal with before robotic bum cleaners were invented?
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 17, 2007 12:14:13 pm PDT #8533 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Or the shells.
Vortex - Jul 17, 2007 12:14:35 pm PDT #8534 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
har.
Miracleman - Jul 17, 2007 12:14:59 pm PDT #8535 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
BWAH!!!