"God, if they're that obsessed with gaming, how'd they ever manage to have kids?"
They each rolled a twenty on initiative?
They had to get naked to get past the dungeon trolls?
Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?
Zoe ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Jul 16, 2007 8:16:59 am PDT #8339 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Vortex - Jul 16, 2007 8:19:11 am PDT #8340 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
And a horrible part of me is thinking, "God, if they're that obsessed with gaming, how'd they ever manage to have kids?"
Having gamed for 42 hours straight, they each took a shower. As she got walked around the end of the bed to get her nightgown after drying off, he emerged from the bathroom, slipped on some water and fell on top of her. Somehow, Tab A entered Slot B, and they figured, what the hell, we're in position.
Cashmere - Jul 16, 2007 8:24:56 am PDT #8341 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Ugh. I have two kids (who are napping at the moment) and I can't imagine how stupid and selfishly evil people can be.
Allyson - Jul 16, 2007 8:34:46 am PDT #8342 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
How does a kid's head end up matted with cat urine?
I would pay folding money to be able to kick these people's asses.
megan walker - Jul 16, 2007 8:36:47 am PDT #8343 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I would pay folding money to be able to kick these people's asses.
I would pay folding money to be able to watch you kick these people's asses.
Aims - Jul 16, 2007 8:44:23 am PDT #8344 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I would pay folding money to be able to kick these people's asses.
I would pay folding money to be able to watch you kick these people's asses.
I would pay folding money for both of them to be sterilized. And for paperdol to kick their asses and megan watch.
Toddson - Jul 16, 2007 8:49:31 am PDT #8345 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Sell tickets - use the money to pay the kids' medical bills.
JZ - Jul 16, 2007 8:52:30 am PDT #8346 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
After the heart-stomping I got from the news stories about the vegan parents and their poor little infant who starved to death on apple juice, my only response to this is a weary, "Hey, look, they're still alive, they're safely far away from the morons and gaining weight again, and no more cat pee. Compared to some children of the criminally ignorant, they're living in Happily Ever Afterland."
But, oh, how I want to snuzzle and cuddle them to make up for every second their parents ignored them crying for attention and help. Maybe I can do it while ignoring their parents' cries for attention and help as paperdol beats the shit out of them.
lisah - Jul 16, 2007 8:54:46 am PDT #8347 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
After the heart-stomping I got from the news stories about the vegan parents and their poor little infant who starved to death on apple juice, my only response to this is a weary, "Hey, look, they're still alive, they're safely far away from the morons and gaining weight again, and no more cat pee. Compared to some children of the criminally ignorant, they're living in Happily Ever Afterland."
gah. seriously. I so very much hate the child neglect/abuse stories and somehow can't keep myself from reading them.
Jessica - Jul 16, 2007 8:58:14 am PDT #8348 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Especially if the Cobble Hill area really does "up and come"
I'm not sure what kind of monkey crack that CLer was smoking, but Cobble Hill is well beyond "up and coming." (That's the neighborhood DH and I were priced out of when we bought our current place in Kensington>.)