I saw an old Patton Oswalt comedy half hour from 1997 on HBO tonight.
OMG, I love that special (I think I still have it on VHS somewhere). There's some riotously offensive stuff in that (I'm thinking in particular of how watching COPS can make you feel better about your life, even if you're currently
getting ass-raped by an eight-dicked walrus
). Not quite up there with David Cross' Stephen Hawking impersonation, but close.
What Theo said. I'd be very sad if Aimee got a face reduction!
t blushes at Theo and amych, scuffs dirt with toes
Thank you.
Confidential to amych: the Golden retriever aka Father Dougan is staying. I'm surprised; my boss is pretty upset.
Aimee! Don't change your profile!!
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But it's all pointy!
Hee. I won't. I promise.
How are you feeling, Tom Scola?
My sympathies, flea (also to your boss and the rest of the department).
FWIW, I think your nose is very pretty -- it's not standard prettiness, which is rather a narrow range for women's looks presently, but it's attractive and fits your face, you know?
I was gonna say, "Noooooooooooo!" But Theo said it better.
How are you feeling, Tom Scola?
I was sick all weekend, and I woke up this morning and I felt great. Just in time to come into a shitstorm at work.
I was sick all weekend
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I woke up this morning and I felt great
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!
shitstorm at work
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!