Hmm, I should get my brows done, too.

I'm done with chores for the moment and am now drinking iced coffee. Mmm. I should try making cold brewed some time.

I am Tuesday's child and yet fairly prone to pratfalls.

I need down from everything else time but not asleep time

I do know what you mean, precisely because I'm the opposite. I would prefer to be unconscious.

Short black dress, dog collar, granny boots and thigh-highs that say "bitch."

That's how I'd dress if I were going out tonight.

It's kinda like planning my trip to Belize.

That makes total sense, Kat. I treasure my all alone time even more than I do my nap time.

Everyone except the friend's DH has taken Noah shopping at ikea. May he poop there, is all I can say.

That's hilarious. "So the first week you were home, you went to IKEA FIVE TIMES." Also, easily cleanable surfaces there.

I'm a big fan of downtime. Big huge fan.

easily cleanable surfaces there.

and not my responsibility to clean them! K was shocked at how much you have to port along with Noah. In addition to the extra diapers, wipes and change of clothes, with him you also need a bottle, his meds and nipple (which I forgot to take to the doctor) as well as an apnea monitor and his oxygen bottle. Plus his car seat.

Travelling light is not an option.

Disassembling the entire back door...that's impressive.

See, I could break in to the back door of the garage with a credit card, which then armed me with power tools, and a keen desire to reach the bathroom certainly helped.

I could also tell you a story about how the doorknob on my bedroom door went crazy a while back and trapped me in there. Thank god the hinges were inside and I am the kind of geek who keeps a screwdriver in her computer desk.

Now if I'd only had a child to support at the time, I would have just yoinked the unemployed loser pity crown from you there. Locked myself INSIDE, baby.

I hear they require fewer accessories as they get older. But then somewhere in there, they start spending your money for more! Though by then, they usually carry them themselves....

It's really the apnea monitor and oxygen tank that set you over the top. You need an extra stroller just to hold your junk.

You need an extra stroller just to hold your junk.

Well, we do have a twin stroller! When Grace gets home, it's going to be amazingly difficult to ever leave the house.

In high school, I regularly forgot my keys and had to scale the patio fence, climb up the roof and across to my mother's balcony, scale that and then jimmy her bedroom door open.

Good times. Good times.