Dreg: Glory, Your Most Fresh-And-Cleanness. It's only a matter of time-- Glory: Ugh, everything always takes time! What about my time? Does anyone appreciate I'm on a schedule here?! Tick tock, Dreg! Tick freakin' tock!

'Sleeper'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 13, 2007 4:38:14 am PDT #7956 of 10001
What is even happening?

re: hazardous bathplace: Their kitchen counter is pretty long, so those lovely stabby-man knives are well out of reach. But it sure looks wonderfully frightening in those photos.

Even when Noah's on the little pad to the right of the sink? I'm sorry, the mother tag so doesn't close, and Noah already has his share.

(It's just that you never think they can do something until they do it.)

(And then they do it.)

(And on the good days, you catch them in the act.)

(Shutting up, now.)

I do love the knife stand. Too much.

(eta "his" to "share")


Cashmere - Jul 13, 2007 4:38:47 am PDT #7957 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I just ordered one of those knife holders as a house warming gift for a friend. She's a psychologist so I suspect she's going to love it lots.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 13, 2007 4:52:03 am PDT #7958 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Happy Friday the 13th, Buffistas!!!


sarameg - Jul 13, 2007 4:54:09 am PDT #7959 of 10001

If Grace grows up to be the Bad Haircut Avenger, I wouldn't be surprised. And she's the one with the sedate, well-behaved hair! Not like Noah's punkster hair. So not fair. They're both adorable and I'm awful to have laughed at Noah's alarmed bathing expression.

I spent 15 minutes this morning pleading with the alarm clock to be wrong. Why I think arguing with an inanimate object would work, I don't know.


shrift - Jul 13, 2007 5:00:10 am PDT #7960 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I seem to be making the sound of Ultimate Suffering. Better get some coffee, I guess.


lisah - Jul 13, 2007 5:15:01 am PDT #7961 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

If Grace grows up to be the Bad Haircut Avenger, I wouldn't be surprised.

bwah! I love this idea. poor little shaved head duckie


Ginger - Jul 13, 2007 5:24:46 am PDT #7962 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm not a mother, but I think the mothers have a point. Those babies will move from "ooh, cute little creature tied up with tubes and monitors" to OMGWFTStabbyElectricOutletChemicalsUndertheSink faster than you think.


tommyrot - Jul 13, 2007 5:27:20 am PDT #7963 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do they still make those Mr. Yuck stickers?

Mr. Yuck is mean
Mr. Yuck is green
Home is full of bad things that can hurt you very much....


Allyson - Jul 13, 2007 5:31:23 am PDT #7964 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think those babies are in good, safe hands. A lot of hands.


P.M. Marc - Jul 13, 2007 5:33:57 am PDT #7965 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I'm not a mother, but I think the mothers have a point. Those babies will move from "ooh, cute little creature tied up with tubes and monitors" to OMGWFTStabbyElectricOutletChemicalsUndertheSink faster than you think.

Yeah, but by that point, you're no longer bathing them in the sink.

Noah's so cute. Love his ginormous fluffbutt there!