Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Jul 12, 2007 1:09:23 pm PDT #7875 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Kat, can you combine Target and yoga, and then visit Grace tomorrow?

Then again, getting some sleep might be in order now that you have a little person at home with you (yay, Noah!!).


Allyson - Jul 12, 2007 1:13:44 pm PDT #7876 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Let me know if you're visiting Gracie, I'm feeling icky and will stay home if I know she'll have company tonight.


Ailleann - Jul 12, 2007 1:16:09 pm PDT #7877 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

so I will just have to inflict my rhythm guitarists on you all.

You've probably left the office, but.... link?

Because your description intrigues me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter would like to have a visual reference.


Jessica - Jul 12, 2007 1:32:34 pm PDT #7878 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

1. I could take a nap.

ALWAYS pick nap. (Says the big fat hypocrite who is using D's evening naptime to catch up on the internets...but seriously, nap.)


Jessica - Jul 12, 2007 1:34:25 pm PDT #7879 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ION, stories like this make me sad that Colbert is on vacation.

British forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra.

Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strange man-eating, bear-like beasts into the area to sow panic.

But several of the creatures, caught and killed by local farmers, have been identified by experts as honey badgers.

The rumours spread because the animals had appeared near the British base at Basra airport.

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."


JZ - Jul 12, 2007 1:35:08 pm PDT #7880 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'm with Zaphod's mom. Never, ever, ever turn down a chance at a nap, unless your need for a shower is even more dire.


§ ita § - Jul 12, 2007 1:37:44 pm PDT #7881 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Badger badger badger.

I'd visit Grace and/or nap.

I personally am going to nap, but I'm back to feeling like someone's wedged a pickaxe in my shoulder. Confirmation of hospitalisation can't come soon enough.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jul 12, 2007 1:48:37 pm PDT #7882 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Badger badger badger.

Actually, it was at Weebl's site where I first saw that news story.

P.S. ita, the Martha Washington one-shot is out, but be prepared for... well, not a lot really.


Emily - Jul 12, 2007 1:48:41 pm PDT #7883 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."

You think he managed to keep a straight face?


§ ita § - Jul 12, 2007 1:49:56 pm PDT #7884 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

be prepared for... well, not a lot really.

Does it suck?