Dear Douchebags,

Why must you always have meetings in the lunch room rather than one of the million empty conference rooms at least three times a week? I just want to heat up my breakfast, bitches. Don't you people have actual jobs to do?

Crankily yours,
shrift

I totally saw Jesse on the train this morning, and ignored her, because I didn't want to get all up in her work friend business. I hope this doesn't make me a bad person.

What? That's hilarious! On the 3 just now? I was coming from NASDAQ.

I was seriously like four feet away!

Ha! So, those are my coworkers. I think we had some from a different department down the train, too.

the undrowned city across the nearby bridge set up a police barricade and swore they'd shoot anybody who tried to WALK out over that route.

Yeah, that was Gretna.

I'm being lectured by the A/C guy. Yes, I know it's an undersized air return for the size of the house. We didn't build it. And given what the house is worth, we're not changing it. I know he doesn't remember, but he gave us the same lecture three years ago. Still not changing it.

He's a nice guy otherwise, and I know he knows what he's talking about, but I hate having to "handle" repairmen.

They were young!

They were young!

Yeah. The short blonde is my minion, she's just a couple of years out of school. But the tall blonde and shortish curly brunette are like 27 or something, so not all that young, really.

He's a nice guy otherwise, and I know he knows what he's talking about, but I hate having to "handle" repairmen.

It's a good thing that I don't have to handle any repairmen today. I'd probably have done the talky hand at him, and demanded, "Is that it? Are you done?" And you just don't want to piss off the people fixing your major appliances.

I guess I'd better watch my baditude today.

Oh, I meant to mention, I finished paperdol's book the other night (I parsed it out instead of devouring it in one go, plus I reread a couple of sections).

LOVED!