Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 28, 2007 7:39:09 am PDT #5237 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I admit I try and wring any little piece of information out of whoever answers the phone. I try to be nice about it, like anything I get will be gravy. So many calls go "Hi. I'm so-and-so. Here's my problem and so-and-so said that you could help. Are you the right person? If not, can you point me in the right direction?"

In the new job I have tons more of that to do. Not only am I still feeling my way around, but information is obscurely held here, and that "if not, then who?" question is scarily revealing.

So I don't take umbrage with people who ask what I can't answer--until they get huffy. Which happened a lot in my last job--somewhere in the phone IVR system my number came up for customer support. The company was about 15 divisions strong and I never quite worked out which one of them people thought they were talking to. But man, did I get cussed out for saying that I was in IT and couldn't help them resolve account issues--and to top it off, no I can't transfer them anywhere, because I don't know where they came from, and we don't know any of the customer-facing phone numbers anyway.

Man, that English breakfast latte was good. My appetite is inching back into existence.


Nilly - Jun 28, 2007 7:43:40 am PDT #5238 of 10001
Swouncing

In practice, I don't call her anything

I call these people "excuse me".


Frankenbuddha - Jun 28, 2007 7:45:04 am PDT #5239 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Y'know, I'ma learn from John Crichton's mistake and just take a pass on this one

And miss the opportunity to make a baby with Aeryn Sun?


§ ita § - Jun 28, 2007 7:46:16 am PDT #5240 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Somebody broke GirlGeniusOnline! I only just got addicted, and now I'm bereft.


shrift - Jun 28, 2007 7:48:11 am PDT #5241 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You should. I went to Chick-Fil-A.

I just called for Thai take away.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 28, 2007 7:48:58 am PDT #5242 of 10001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

And miss the opportunity to have a baby with Aeryn Sun?

Peacekeepers were pretty free with the interbreeding, but I don't think even Aeryn would be able to pull THAT off, Frank.


DavidS - Jun 28, 2007 7:48:59 am PDT #5243 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I just called for Thai take away.

I would not mind a Thai taking me away.


tommyrot - Jun 28, 2007 7:52:15 am PDT #5244 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I would not mind a Thai taking me away.

Or Calgon.

Maybe a Thai and Calgon can fight over you.


Jesse - Jun 28, 2007 7:56:56 am PDT #5245 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I call these people "excuse me".

Heh. As it turns out, I'm not a person who uses the other person's name a lot in conversation, so it really doesn't come up so much.


Cashmere - Jun 28, 2007 7:57:42 am PDT #5246 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I had bologna & cheese for lunch. With fresh cucumbers and strawberries.

I'm currently waiting for some nectarines I got to ripen up.