I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophesy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Jun 27, 2007 6:39:57 am PDT #4987 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Evil can never truly be vanquished Shrift.


Gudanov - Jun 27, 2007 6:42:01 am PDT #4988 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I think the traditional third anniversary gift is leather or tin or something like that, but a meteorite falling on Ann Coulter would be a perfectly acceptable alternate gift.

Fiery death from above is really more traditional for the fourth anniversary.

Happy Birthday JZ! Happy Anniversary Sparky!


shrift - Jun 27, 2007 6:42:42 am PDT #4989 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Well, I wasn't planning on Armageddon, Gud. Just strategic vaporization of some particularly egregious jackholes.


Sparky1 - Jun 27, 2007 6:49:04 am PDT #4990 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Fiery death from above is really more traditional for the fourth anniversary.

I will happily accept Ann Coulter in flames as an early 4th anniversary present (and I promise to stay married to the fella for another year) and to forgo a 3rd anniversary present. Unless you were all planning on dropping a piano on Dick Cheney or something -- then I'd have a difficult choice to make.

Thanks for the anniversary wishes!


§ ita § - Jun 27, 2007 6:51:24 am PDT #4991 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Happy birthday, JZ, and happy anniversary to the Sparks.


Toddson - Jun 27, 2007 6:58:21 am PDT #4992 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Actually, in Ann Coulter's case, I'd be happy if evil would just SHUT THE FUCK UP.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 27, 2007 7:01:24 am PDT #4993 of 10001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

Where's Beetlejuice with the riveted muzzles when you need him?

Happy Birthday Jacqueline!


Frankenbuddha - Jun 27, 2007 7:04:17 am PDT #4994 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Where's Beetlejuice with the riveted muzzles when you need him?

I dunno, but I suspect that scary face he made that the audience didn't see was Anne Coulter's.


beekaytee - Jun 27, 2007 7:09:42 am PDT #4995 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

I'd be happy if evil would just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I recently breezed through a season of the Henry Rollins Show. In one, he wrote a hilarious letter to Anne Coulter using that phrase as punctuation.

We all seem to be in agreement!


Tom Scola - Jun 27, 2007 7:16:24 am PDT #4996 of 10001
hwæt

I recently breezed through a season of the Henry Rollins Show. In one, he wrote a hilarious letter to Anne Coulter using that phrase as punctuation.

Here's the video. (NSFW, contains the word FUCK).