I finished my book! Go me!
...do I know what it said? Er, not really. But I'm on my timeline. Tomorrow is reserved for going through my... 40 readers' flags to review important information, make notes, and talk it over with next-door!Teacher. Thursday and Friday I have all-day workshops and the three tests are on Saturday. Oy.
My genographic test kit just came! I just did my first DNA swab.
I'm so dorkily excited. At first I thought the box contains shoes I'd bought, but way small and so much more cool.
I just did my first DNA swab.
Today her own mouth, tomorrow the world. Soon, ita will be stalking the streets, grabbing strangers and saying, "I just want to swab you!"
I just spent 90 minutes tutoring (or really, just talking her through) beginning algebra. Two thoughts: man, it's been a while. I very rarely think about the rules. I just know them without articulation. Thought 2: whoever is writing these exercises (hello, State of Maryland) is a dumbass for using the terminology "greater than" to mean addition when they are going to introduce the concept of inequalities in the next chapter. Way to confuse a kid at the starting gate. Hell, it bewildered me for a bit before I caught on to their stupid ways.
The good news is that she thinks this stuff is fun. It's a puzzle! She likes puzzles!
This is really stupid, but now I'd like to get DNA information on all the people who apparently look just like me. Is it just random, or is there some combination in common, or what?
Speaking as a Godless Atheist, I find the term "bright" to be very cloying.
I think I'll watch The Tick vs. The Proto Clown now.
If there's a car outside whose driver is leaning on the horn, do you have to give them a heads up or a chance to stop being fucking annoying before you egg them?
You have eggs?
Okay, not the pertinent question.
Ten seconds head start. Five if it's a loud horn.
Speaking as a Godless Atheist, I find the term "bright" to be very cloying.
I'll join with the Toms in saying "bright" is just not the label I'd pick for myself, at least in that use.
Just egg them. Videotape it for us.
Calling someone a "bright" sounds condescending. It sounds like a euphemism, like "special". Also? Not a noun.
I believe I may have packed my good mood away with my winter clothes.