Xander: Hey, Red. What you got in the basket, little girl? Buffy: Weapons.

Xander/Buffy ,'Help'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Jun 01, 2007 5:56:29 am PDT #343 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

if you fuck up, just be a man and admit it and don't try to deflect blame.

I've heard this as the Ted Kennedy Corollary: Tell the bad news as fast and as in much detail as possible.

Exactly. No good can come of prevaricating, and you just hurt your image if you delay/don't reply at all.


tommyrot - Jun 01, 2007 5:57:50 am PDT #344 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

who said that TB Dude should make a full recovery.

Assuming an angry mob doesn't beat him to death....


bon bon - Jun 01, 2007 6:11:33 am PDT #345 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I just remembered I saw Steven Schirripa from the Sopranos last night. Someone asked him if he gets whacked in the next episode, but he couldn't say.

Also, Jesse, msbelle-- Bright Food Shop is closing, and they're taking the sign down. Kitchen/Market is closing too.


shrift - Jun 01, 2007 6:19:12 am PDT #346 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Dear Dicksmack,

Repeatedly forwarding an e-mail message that has been in my inbox for less than 45 minutes "just to make sure I got it" is an example of how not to make friends and influence people.

Cranktastically yours,
shrift


Amy - Jun 01, 2007 6:19:51 am PDT #347 of 10001
Because books.

Dicksmack! That's a new one. Love. It.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 01, 2007 6:20:56 am PDT #348 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

shrift, can you reply separately with different-yet-valid answers/methodologies to each forward of his e-mail?


Daisy Jane - Jun 01, 2007 6:21:10 am PDT #349 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Repeatedly forwarding an e-mail message that has been in my inbox for less than 45 minutes "just to make sure I got it" is an example of how not to make friends and influence people.

We have this issue with faxes sometimes. Faxing a 44 page document 3 times? Makes the non-profit angry.


sumi - Jun 01, 2007 6:23:30 am PDT #350 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Barack Obama and basketball.


Trudy Booth - Jun 01, 2007 6:27:16 am PDT #351 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

shrift, can you reply separately with different-yet-valid answers/methodologies to each forward of his e-mail?

Oooh! Oooh! I'll help! This is an AWESOME idea!!!!!


tommyrot - Jun 01, 2007 6:32:58 am PDT #352 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Virtual Dog-Walking Arcade Game

This is me playing the dog walking game. This is arguably the most challenging arcade game I have ever played. Much more so than Beatmania or DDR (j/k, I so don't play DDR) or Street Fighter II. Basically you have to walk on a treadmill while holding this white dog's leash. Walk too fast, and he'll get tired. Walk too slow, and he'll get bored. And when obstacles like the neighborhood bully dog or a oncoming car shows up on the screen, you better steer clear! If you mess up, your dog dies.

In Japan, of course.