The puns, they burn! Even worse, they blister.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jun 13, 2007 9:28:33 am PDT #2915 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
juliana - Jun 13, 2007 9:29:50 am PDT #2916 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Perhaps we should d'Orsay-doe around the subject?
Aims - Jun 13, 2007 9:31:06 am PDT #2917 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
The puns are almost so deep as to need a KateSpade to get outta here.
sumi - Jun 13, 2007 9:31:36 am PDT #2918 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Oh no! - Gordon Ramsey crashed his car while herding water buffalo for the F Word.
Herding water buffalo.
tommyrot - Jun 13, 2007 9:33:15 am PDT #2919 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Herding water buffalo.
They make you do that before they let you herd cats.
Ginger - Jun 13, 2007 9:33:19 am PDT #2920 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Anyone who objects to puns is a heel with no sole.
Kathy A - Jun 13, 2007 9:33:34 am PDT #2921 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
"My ox is broken--this is bullshit!!"
No, wait, that was another reality show.
Kathy A - Jun 13, 2007 9:36:28 am PDT #2922 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
In other animal news, on my drive back to work from lunch, I came through the forest preserve and could barely hear myself think over the screeching cicadas. They were flying around a bit as well, so I think I'll be keeping my windows shut for the near future to cut down on the noise level and the possibility of being divebombed by one of them.
Hayden - Jun 13, 2007 9:40:33 am PDT #2923 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
All these puns! Man, the way y'all choose to converse.
Strega - Jun 13, 2007 9:52:31 am PDT #2924 of 10001
I'm just remembering a movie that had a meeting between rival mobs in some warehouse. Everyone was screened for weapons, but a guy with an artificial leg had a machine gun hidden in it.
Darkman!