Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


juliana - Jun 13, 2007 7:56:58 am PDT #2842 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

The AfterEllen list makes me happy.

Mmmmm, me too.

It is possible that Queen Latifah is bi, is it not? Either way, I think she's awesome. She's never played Ma Rainey, has she? She should.


§ ita § - Jun 13, 2007 7:57:27 am PDT #2843 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I cheerfully surfed that afterellen list and stole pics for my site. I seem to have ascended to an uncharitable place where I can roll my eyes at the Cushbert/Alba/etc inclusions and mutter "But don't we know better???"

This is the same charitable place from which I sneer at that (car?) ad that doesn't try and tell me that smarts are hot, but rather try and tell me smarts have always been hot. The friend I was with said "They're only hot on men" to which I replied "Most woman would rather a rich guy to a smart one."

I'm not sure who that ita is.

But that ad really irritated me, because they touch on sports and mention smarts are hot there. And show a coach. An unathletic, balding, besuited coach.

Get the fuck over yourselves.

I'll happily agree that to top your sport smarts are a good thing--Federer, Woods, Jordan, etc--all rocking some brains there. And there are probably athletes who are only pro because of their brains--because they can use their smarts to give them an edge over other less bright but similarly physically gifted competitors. The middle ranks? Filled with people whose brains don't matter. Why pretend otherwise?


Kat - Jun 13, 2007 8:04:55 am PDT #2844 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Rumor has it...

Federer actually answers his fan mail! There was another thing about him, but it was all about how Federer is this really kind and charitable human.


§ ita § - Jun 13, 2007 8:11:59 am PDT #2845 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Federer impresses me, not least of all because he used to have a fearsome temper problem, and is now remarkably even.

I just got called to find out why I'm not on a conference call. Because I wasn't invited to one right now? Is weird.


Jesse - Jun 13, 2007 8:18:49 am PDT #2846 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hey, if I wear flip-flops to the airport, will I still have to take them off?


Cashmere - Jun 13, 2007 8:19:44 am PDT #2847 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I've had it work both ways, Jesse. Sometimes, yes. Sometimes, no.


§ ita § - Jun 13, 2007 8:21:54 am PDT #2848 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think one should always assume yes.

Random Batman facts (I haven't checked submissions in FOREVER):

Batman COULD be President of the United States. It's just that he refuses to live in a white house.

Strip poker is the only thing Batman is not good at, by sheer force of will of everyone in the universe.


Jesse - Jun 13, 2007 8:23:07 am PDT #2849 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Bah. Stupid shoebombers. I guess I'm ending up barefoot in the airport no matter what, so I'll give it a shot.


Lee - Jun 13, 2007 8:23:12 am PDT #2850 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Mmmmm, me too.

Me three.

It also makes me wonder who the same readers would put on the list of 100 sexiest men, if they are into that sort of thing.

It's got to be better than People's.


meara - Jun 13, 2007 8:23:49 am PDT #2851 of 10001

As teh resident "travels too much": yes, these days they generally even make you take off flip flops.