Evil people who use their powers evilly
Those who think every dish needs "a little heat" and dump peppers in everything! Damn it, my lasagna is a cheese and meat and slightly sweet tomatoey and pasta thing, leave it be! Not everything needs to have dots of flamethrower action to be good.
Wikipedia gave me the following
- alcoholic beverages
- Brussels sprouts
- cabbage
- coffee
- grapefruit juice
- green tea
- kale
- spinach
- soy products
Other foods may also show altered patterns of preference and consumption, but only indirect evidence exists:
- chili peppers - capsaicin burn is more intense in supertasters
- tonic water - quinine is more bitter to supertasters
- olives - for a given concentration, salt is more intense in supertasters
Much of 1 I can't do, liberally avoid 2, and 3, use 4 as medicine or drink the actual nice stuff from the Blue Mountains, 5 is unpalatable unless you dress it up as Ting, 6 is goddamned tasty, 7 is horrible, 8 was an acquired taste but is now delish, and much of the soy craze puzzles the fuck out of me.
Tonic water is another thing I don't get how people consume, and my position on olives is very well established even today.
Aside from "slimy," I have no mouthfeel issues at all, and I like just about everything everyone's listed except for non-ruby-red grapefruit and peas and fresh, uncooked carrots. Frankly, my taste buds are kinda slutty.
Tonic water is another thing I don't get how people consume
It goes well with vodka and gin. Other than that, yeah.
I have mouthfeel issues with shitake mushrooms and overcooked squid -- basically if it feels like I'm chewing on a rubber band, I don't want to eat it.
Other than that I'll eat just about anything. (I have insect-squick issues with head-on shrimp and lobster, but I'll happily eat any crustacean if someone else deconstructs it for me.)
Oh, and I'm paranoid about fish bones, due to a choking incident as a child.
Both olives and tonic water are best consumed in the presence of vodka.
I just took a BBC test on supertasterism which was interesting because it doesn't ask about how you perceive the flavour of any foods. Anyway, I test as super for them, and I'm going to go ahead and call Jesse (and maybe JZ) non-tasters. Big old hos, that's what your tongues are.
I remember reading that taste buds don't regrow, and you can kill them by burning. Which made me sad, since I burn my mouth on food people consider a fine temperature to eat (it took me way too long to just give up the semblance of propriety or normalcy and just put a couple ice cubes in my tea once it was done brewing). But if it could possibly mean I'm less of a supertaster than I used to be, I'm all for it.
I wonder what sort of tasters top chefs are...are they normal or non tasters who don't taste a cacophony where others taste food? Or supertasters that can ferret out a flavour at fifty feet?
Or maybe it doesn't matter.
I like tonic water. As a kid, I couldn't do chile. Still not too fond of lots of red chile, but not because of the bite. It's too earthy or something. Now the green stuff, pile it on!
I do have bitterness issues, but it is oddly specific.
Spinach leaves a weird feeling on my teeth sometimes, but that's about it.