I think this picture says it all. I wish this were a joke, but it's not.
Boy, does the thread title fit that picture.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - May 31, 2007 12:09:26 pm PDT #236 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Kathy A - May 31, 2007 12:09:34 pm PDT #237 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
No thunderstorm up here, just a lot of blowing wind and overcast skies.
Laga - May 31, 2007 12:11:20 pm PDT #238 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
we all remember what word we spelled incorrectly in the spelling bee
Not me. All I remember is that it was a homophone and I didn't ask for a definition. Doh!
aurelia - May 31, 2007 12:12:19 pm PDT #239 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
The Lord of the Rings musical set tried to eat an actor.
Ouch. Is it wrong that I want to know the details about the scenic mechanism?
§ ita § - May 31, 2007 12:13:00 pm PDT #240 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I can write in my head and then read the spelling aloud. But please don't interrupt me.
I crashed and burned (okay, came 2nd) because I spelt it refridgerator. I know it's wrong to this day, but it still looks all comfy and stuff.
Kathy A - May 31, 2007 12:13:05 pm PDT #241 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Oh, the other thing I remember about that third grade spelling bee is that I'm a real softie. The person manning the dictionary looked really bored (nobody had asked her for a definition at all!), so I asked for a definition of "raincoat" to give her something to do. My friends mocked me afterward, but I felt so sorry for her feeling useless!
tommyrot - May 31, 2007 12:13:22 pm PDT #242 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is it wrong that I want to know the details about the scenic mechanism?
It was probably made from a robot lawnmower.
aurelia - May 31, 2007 12:14:16 pm PDT #243 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Hey lawnmowers are scary. One tried to eat my toes.
shrift - May 31, 2007 12:15:02 pm PDT #244 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
The Lord of the Rings musical set tried to eat an actor.
If I had to put up with that kind of indignity, I'd probably bite someone, too.
Kathy A - May 31, 2007 12:22:03 pm PDT #245 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Speaking of biting (and wresting, and getting caught under something), kitty vs. puppy wrestling match! (The puppy gets the worst of it throughout.)