-- A judge orders Paris Hilton back to jail, CNN confirms. She was taken from court screaming, The Associated Press reports.
I regret not having my office stocked with the leather pants needed to demonstrate how happy this news makes me.
I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.
Angel ,'Chosen'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 08, 2007 12:04:45 pm PDT #2089 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Lee - Jun 08, 2007 12:16:18 pm PDT #2090 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I second Jesse's wondering where ita is, since this
Amusing possibly to a lot of us, esp. those of us named ita: check out the #1 hot TV dad
didn't garner a response.
From her, I mean. It made me laugh.
P.M. Marc - Jun 08, 2007 12:17:49 pm PDT #2091 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I second Jesse's wondering where ita is, since this
I wonder, as well.
tommyrot - Jun 08, 2007 12:30:27 pm PDT #2092 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yes! Yes!
(Sorry. I just fixed the last bug on the list. And I was afraid what I just did would unfix another bug, but that didn't happen. Anyway, I'm now done, and possibly I can go home soon.)
eta: Question for folks: Did I make any changes to any stored procedures recently?
tommyrot - Jun 08, 2007 1:11:36 pm PDT #2093 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Damn.
A reader notices something telling: the photographer responsible for the weeping Paris Hilton photographs today, Nick Ut, has a slightly different journalistic pedigree. He took the Pulitzer-winning napalmed Vietnamese girl photograph. And the beat goes on.
Trudy Booth - Jun 08, 2007 1:13:18 pm PDT #2094 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
A Pulitzer doesn't pay the bills forever I guess.
Theodosia - Jun 08, 2007 1:22:09 pm PDT #2095 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
On the other hand, taking pictures of a weeping debutante leaving court has to be a lot less dangerous than running around where napalm is falling from the sky....
DawnK - Jun 08, 2007 1:26:26 pm PDT #2096 of 10001
giraffe mode
The sad part is that I bet he made a ton more cash for the pictures of Paris than he did from the stunning Pulitzer prize winning photo.
Jesse - Jun 08, 2007 1:36:27 pm PDT #2097 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I love my neighborhood: even the guy doing tastings in the local wine store was selling on price vs. Manhattan as much as on flavor. "In Manhattan, they're selling this for like twelve bucks! Here, they've got it for seven!"
tommyrot - Jun 08, 2007 1:37:46 pm PDT #2098 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oopsie....
Maybe Health and Human Services Secretary Mike Leavitt and his staff are just in denial. Or maybe they don't read the papers, thus missing the sad news that Sen. Craig Thomas (R-Wyo.) died Monday, seven months after he was diagnosed with leukemia.
Whatever the case, Leavitt's office called Thomas's office late Thursday afternoon to request a meeting with the late senator.