Last few times I had to wear hoes I went with nude colored fishnets. A little retro, a lot more comfy, no runs.

Big Apple Barbecue Block Party!!!!!! I'm friends with one of the crews and worked it last year (Ubon's, actually, I may have pulled the plate of pork in that picture). Sooooooooo looking forward to this weekend. When you work the thing? The other crews bring you their 'cue too.

I love David Gregory when he freaks out like that. Although my favorite White House reporter moment was Terry Moran on ABC News -- some big announcement had been made, I think about the war, I think not by the President, and he was reporting live from outside the White House at about 10pm. Peter Jennings was like, "Has there been any reaction from the President?" and Terry just kind of turned his head and said, "Well, it looks like all the lights are off in the Residence....." I do enjoy some bitchiness.

When was the last time you wore hose (pantyhose, stockings, whatever you prefer)?

September 1998

I never wear hose (and I really, really hate that word!). I wore fishnets ... last time we played a show in the beginning of May. I wear either fishnets or tights in the cooler months. Bare legs in the summer.

I need to write a resignation letter today. What should I say??? "See ya, suckers!"??

I need to write a resignation letter today. What should I say??? "See ya, suckers!"??

Dare you.

I don't wear hose, I don't shave my legs. I am a barbarian.

Or European.

When was the last time you wore hose (pantyhose, stockings, whatever you prefer)?

Years on both counts, AIFG!

I wear pantyhose when performing in concerts, sometimes. I've never had to wear them for work, thank god.

The current administration makes me wish Murphy Brown were a real person.

Or possibly Snake Plisken, if we could get the dream scenario of Escape from New Orleans.

Or possibly Snake Plisken, if we could get the dream scenario of Escape from New Orleans.

Only if Cheney and Bush are BOTH on Air Force 1.