I wear hose occasionally, though I don't have to. Bon's post reminds me that those days are usually when I realize right before work that I haven't shaved in too long.

I don't have the balls to do the home waxing - can't rip it off as decisively as you need to.

Top Chef: ITA about Dave. STFU. Also, Marcel totally knew what was going to happen when Ilan got the duck. He just happened to be fine with it. (Frankly, I was too.) But I was kind of disapointed that Harold didn't make a better showing.

Paris Hilton may go back to jail

One of my law blogs says that Paris Hilton's rash is herpes.

t /rumors

Oh goody, are we starting rumors? I heard that Bush's tummy virus this morning in Germany was a hangover.

I am earwormed with "Popcorn."

Crap. I'm gonna have to turn on the radio....

One of my law blogs says that Paris Hilton's rash is herpes.

Hee!

I heard that Bush's tummy virus this morning in Germany was a hangover.

Either that or he's afeared of the protestors.

It struck me this morning how not one single word coming out of this administration is credible anymore. There is nothing I don't immediately discount and start looking for the angle.

It shouldn't be that way.

I heard that Bush's tummy virus this morning in Germany was a hangover.

For a second there I was hoping this sentence was gonna end with "alien growing in his chest."

BTW, are any of the "Bush is drinking again" rumors credible?

I haven't heard anything I'd consider more than idle speculation, to be honest.

It struck me this morning how not one single word coming out of this administration is credible anymore. There is nothing I don't immediately discount and start looking for the angle.

Oh, and I suppose you'd rather have a president who lies about blowjobs.

BTW, are any of the "Bush is drinking again" rumors credible?

It might explain the "choking on a pretzel" incident.

I heard Paris Hilton gave Bush herpes!

No, wait...