I'm on my second infusion of coffee. If I don't choke any bitches this morning, I may have to reward myself with french fries for lunch.
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Jun 07, 2007 5:39:16 am PDT #1646 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
amych - Jun 07, 2007 5:41:11 am PDT #1647 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
"I try to avoid Big!Boss whenever possible these days. I can't even look at him any more without giggling."
I can't either, since you pointed out the Golden Retriever puppy thing. Not that this helps with your particular moment of d'oh!
tommyrot - Jun 07, 2007 5:43:18 am PDT #1648 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I've had one cup of tea. I'm still tired as fuck. But I'm feeling some free-floating anxiety. So if I have more caffeine, will my lowered tiredness outweigh the possible increased anxiety?
ION, would "Kerfuffle" be a good name for a cat?
flea - Jun 07, 2007 5:46:43 am PDT #1649 of 10001
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I think you need to smoke a camel, tommy.
amych - Jun 07, 2007 5:47:30 am PDT #1650 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
ION, would "Kerfuffle" be a good name for a cat?
Oh, yes. Very yes.
tommyrot - Jun 07, 2007 5:47:43 am PDT #1651 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think you need to smoke a camel, tommy.
Heh. That did cross my mind. But I think if one takes up smoking, one should do it as a teenager....
Laura - Jun 07, 2007 5:49:48 am PDT #1652 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
ION, would "Kerfuffle" be a good name for a cat?
Yes!
Dana - Jun 07, 2007 5:50:22 am PDT #1653 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
HOME economist, Elizabeth May, says: “There’s a world of comfort in smoking Camels ‘for di-gestion’s sake,’ at mealtimes.”
It's very "Lord Peter Wimsey at Pym's Publicity."
Kat - Jun 07, 2007 5:52:00 am PDT #1654 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
would "Kerfuffle" be a good name for a cat?
Fuffle for short!
sarameg - Jun 07, 2007 5:53:21 am PDT #1655 of 10001
would "Kerfuffle" be a good name for a cat?
As long as it isn't a self-fulfilling prophecy! Well, any more than a cat is a mini-kerfuffle in many ways.....
Signed,
Named a cat after a freaking deity without realizing it.