...this is a joke, right?
Yeah. The Onion.
Let me guess. We're in a hurry.
Inara ,'Serenity'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 31, 2007 7:06:44 am PDT #143 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Nilly - May 31, 2007 7:07:24 am PDT #144 of 10001
Swouncing
a couple of grains of Minute Rice in the salt shaker will help as well
What, there's a product that's supposed to do that? How strange. We use the uncooked-rice in the salt-shaker all the time.
(A detail of meaningless-unless-you're-me trivia: I learned the word "salt shaker" from the Buffistas. I've always read or heard stuff like "pass me the salt" and had to ask here what's the thing that holds the salt is called. It was probably one of the very first time, way in the TT mists of past boards, that I dared ask about an English word here.)
Jessica - May 31, 2007 7:11:20 am PDT #145 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Yeah. The Onion.
Whew!
(I'm link-shy until IT reinstalls Firefox on this machine and I can open them in new tabs instead of new windows.)
Daisy Jane - May 31, 2007 7:11:42 am PDT #146 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Travelocity is evil! Tickets to SF are now $167. I wonder if I hod out for another couple of weeks, they'll knock it down to $150.
Trudy Booth - May 31, 2007 7:18:29 am PDT #147 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Travelocity is evil! Tickets to SF are now $167. I wonder if I hod out for another couple of weeks, they'll knock it down to $150.
try www.farecast.com it will give you likely ups and downs in addition to current prices
Trudy Booth - May 31, 2007 7:31:29 am PDT #148 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
For Cass and Trudy - shoes.
Oooh! Some have checkerd flags!!!!!
sumi - May 31, 2007 7:32:39 am PDT #149 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
That reminds me -- are you racing fans going to watch that show with celebrities racing cars? (I saw ads for it during Traveler last night and thought of you guys.)
Daisy Jane - May 31, 2007 7:35:10 am PDT #150 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Thanks Trudy! You are also welcome to use that to find a cheap ticket down to Dallas too. Manouflage for everyone!
Allyson - May 31, 2007 7:38:48 am PDT #151 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
When I get up to San Francisco I should do a Buffista book reading mashup with Hec and deb.
lisah - May 31, 2007 7:40:56 am PDT #152 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Just told boss that I got an offer. He was sad but happy for me. And asked what I'd want if they could make a counter-offer. Nobody's ever counter-offered for me before! I said 4 days working at home a week + pay raise + monkey butler. Or, possibly, cabana boy.
I don't know what I'll do if they can meet my requests. The idea of a change is (while scary) pretty intriguing to me now. And I don't know if there's anything else I can do here in terms of furthering my career, such as it is.
Now...I really want BK. I haven't had it all year! I should probably just stick with the hummus and veggies I brought though.