It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 05, 2007 9:21:35 am PDT #1171 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Mine has always started accumulating right away.

I should check this, but the HR is a maze here, and I don't quite need to know yet.


sarameg - Jun 05, 2007 9:23:29 am PDT #1172 of 10001

I think I accrued, but wasn't supposed to use, leave for the first 90 days. My bosses let me anyway (90 included Xmas and TG.)


lisah - Jun 05, 2007 9:23:39 am PDT #1173 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Okay, perhaps not the maturest viewpoint, but half a year before I can use sick time? If one accepts the need for sick time, that's a long while to go without.

Yeah that seems weird to me. I don't remember if we had a waiting period before being able to take paid time on my current job. I was there three months as a contractor before I came on as a permanent employee. I know I started accumulating time right away as a perm. employee.

I don't know if there's a waiting period at new job. When I accepted the offer I told them that I was going to take 3 days basically right away that I'd already planned and they were cool with that.


Fiona - Jun 05, 2007 9:30:37 am PDT #1174 of 10001

"genebt" is nonsense

genesst?

Hah, no, though that was a very good guess, Tom. It's gesiebt, meaning sieved.

Mulling it over, "doehles" makes me think of dough (usually "teig"), perhaps it means the same thing.

BTW, Hil, half a pound in Germany is 500g, so you'll probably have to convert that to US lbs for the recipes to work properly.


amych - Jun 05, 2007 9:47:33 am PDT #1175 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

butterflocken - "butter flakes" - butter cut into little pieces

So perfect! My language-happy just met my cooking-happy!


Sophia Brooks - Jun 05, 2007 9:47:48 am PDT #1176 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Is the difference between using right away and waiting six months also a difference between hourly and salaried? I know that has been the difference everywhere I have worked. I think the theory is that as a salaried person, you are paid for what you produce and they won't have to pay someone to cover you if you are sick. If you are hourly and sick, you can call in and you just won't get paid. I think that higher ups also assume that hourly employees are much more likely to fake sick.


Theodosia - Jun 05, 2007 9:49:27 am PDT #1177 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

German is great with portmanteau words.


tommyrot - Jun 05, 2007 9:55:05 am PDT #1178 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is the difference between using right away and waiting six months also a difference between hourly and salaried?

I always thought that it was that prior to six months you are on "probation."


Theodosia - Jun 05, 2007 10:00:59 am PDT #1179 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Hey! I just filled out a do-it-yourself will at Legalzoom.

I somehow resisted the idea of asking for a Viking boat funeral. Instead I asked for minimum embalming and a cheap coffin. (Too bad they don't have coffins at IKEA....)


Ginger - Jun 05, 2007 10:03:12 am PDT #1180 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Costco has coffins.