I like Sparky's answer.
Zoe: She shot you. Mal: Well, yeah, she did a bit... still --
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Volans - May 25, 2007 3:42:42 am PDT #96 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Fred Pete - May 25, 2007 3:55:02 am PDT #97 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Good luck with Ivan, sumi.
Toddson - May 25, 2007 4:04:00 am PDT #98 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Aimee, that's not a friend (in case you hadn't already decided that on your own). My mother tends to give back-handed compliments like that, but then I've known she didn't like me for years (she kind of likes my new hair color, but says I need to get ligher-framed glasses to go with it; my sister just disapproves).
In cat news ... we had a middle-aged, chubby, sedentary cat once. She'd never caught anything, even when we had mice in the house. One day she managed to pick up a baby bird that had, we assumed, fallen out of its nest. She carried it into the house, with the parent birds screaming and dive-bombing her, laid it down on the floor, and looked at it with a "what do I do NOW?" look. The baby bird sat on the floor, glared up at her and chirped menacingly. We scooped up the baby bird and tucked it back into its nest and hoped for the best. The cat we had after that one was small and dumb as the proverbial box of rocks. She thought she was a great hunter ... but the only thing she ever caught (aside from various inanimate objects around the house and, once, my hair) was a bee. Then my mother moved with her into a new house which got lots of crickets once a year. THOSE she caught. She'd eat them, but crickets aren't terribly digestible, so she'd throw them up on the floor ... and we'd find little puddles with legs sticking out of them.
And a lol cat after my own heart.
DCJensen - May 25, 2007 4:06:37 am PDT #99 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
I agree with the director.
I would go one step further. John McCain would first shove a prisoner towards the cops, saying, "I found something for you."
vw bug - May 25, 2007 4:18:30 am PDT #100 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
100?
Timelies, all!
Sparky1 - May 25, 2007 4:21:07 am PDT #101 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Bug! You're awake!
Stephanie - May 25, 2007 4:21:13 am PDT #102 of 10001
Trust my rage
HI, vw! How's the homework going?
sj - May 25, 2007 4:22:07 am PDT #103 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Gronk. I feel hungover from the benadryl I took last night. TCG is home today and making me tea. We have to pack so that we can head down to the beach in a few hours. Yay, beach weekend!
vw bug - May 25, 2007 4:25:46 am PDT #104 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Bug! You're awake!
Yup! I've been awake since...um...yesterday morning sometime. I've finally stopped drinking caffeinated beverages, though, because I'm very shaky. I've switched to apple juice.
HI, vw! How's the homework going?
It's going. I'm working on paper edits. Must be done by 11:15, or so. SOON! I will be done! Mwahahahahaha!
sj - May 25, 2007 4:27:51 am PDT #105 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
vw, you didn't sleep at all? I used to be able to do that. Now, nsm.