...it's one thing if you flounce off and leave the Internet. It's another thing entirely when the Internet flounces off and leaves you.
"In Soviet Russia...."
Hands! Hands in new places!
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - May 31, 2007 9:42:04 am PDT #946 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
victor infante - May 31, 2007 9:42:23 am PDT #947 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
What, being nicer to the Internet won't fix that?
Hmmm. I suppose I've never tried buying the Internet flowers.
Atropa - May 31, 2007 9:43:43 am PDT #948 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Hmmm. I suppose I've never tried buying the Internet flowers.
Cookies. The Internet likes cookies. Or so Clovis tells me.
meara - May 31, 2007 9:45:00 am PDT #949 of 10001
I heard the internet likes twizzlers. They fit better in the ethernet ports than cookies...
Toddson - May 31, 2007 9:46:23 am PDT #950 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
or Fernet - you can pour it through the ports
amych - May 31, 2007 9:46:46 am PDT #951 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
The internet likes cupcakes, but because of the ethernet port issue meara mentions, they have to be sent through this thing called a "proxy". To do this, send all your cupcakes by express mail to:
Internet
c/o amych
[address redacted]
vw bug - May 31, 2007 9:47:19 am PDT #952 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Mmmm...twizzlers.
I just put together furniture. Why is it that it's never put together right when I try to do this by myself? At least it looks semi-normal.
Toddson - May 31, 2007 9:48:08 am PDT #953 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Lousy instructions are frequently one problem.
tommyrot - May 31, 2007 9:48:34 am PDT #954 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
As is channeling Homer Simpson.
vw bug - May 31, 2007 9:49:03 am PDT #955 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
This time it's actually because of lousy, flimsy parts. I broke a couple of the connective thingies (that's their official name, in case you were wondering).