We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.

Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Aug 01, 2007 8:23:35 am PDT #9330 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

How much more wine did you have last night, Em?


vw bug - Aug 01, 2007 8:28:38 am PDT #9331 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Skimmed. Migraine. Send clothes. Or someone to walk the dog.


Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 8:29:46 am PDT #9332 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Fneeb. Shlobut morgli barbibble? Snaquo shandza FEE-gota!

You're not just going to sit there and take that, are you Emily?


NoiseDesign - Aug 01, 2007 8:30:13 am PDT #9333 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Spongebob Limbo game. That's all I have to say about my day at this point.


Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 8:35:00 am PDT #9334 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Okay, serious question time.

I gotta call this company and follow up in re: Hey, do I get the job, or not, or are you still thinking about it? I'm stuck on what to say.

Like: "Hello, Ms. Prospective!Employer, this is Joe Conat. We spoke last Tuesday. I was just calling to check in with you and..."

...and what? "Ask you what the FUCK is going on?" "Beg and plead that it be me me me"? "Tell you I thought your suit was FABulous"?

Help?


tommyrot - Aug 01, 2007 8:37:18 am PDT #9335 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ask, "Have you made a decision yet?" or somesuch.


Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 8:39:20 am PDT #9336 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

"Hello, Ms. Prospective!Employer, this is Joe Conat. We spoke last Tuesday. I was just calling to check in with you and..."

tell you it was nice meeting with you. I think my (skill you mentioned in interview) can really address the (issue they brought up). Is there a time frame on the hiring decision?

Them: Blah, blah. 2 weeksorwhatever

Great! I look forward to hearing from you then.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 01, 2007 8:39:50 am PDT #9337 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

"I just wanted to follow up from our interview last week. Is there anything else you need from me? Also, do you have a timeline in mind for when you'd be making a decision and for when the new hire would ideally be in place?"


tommyrot - Aug 01, 2007 8:42:29 am PDT #9338 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"You are getting sleeeeepy.... sleeeeepy... your eyes are getting heavy... you will hire Joe... you will hire Joe...."


Trudy Booth - Aug 01, 2007 8:45:09 am PDT #9339 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Just put Em on the phone.