'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Aug 01, 2007 3:24:40 am PDT #9267 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

{{cashmere}}

Nicole - teh babies try to run you ragged when they're little with hiccups and diapering (and, in Iris' case, the chomping off of large chunks of those thick cardboard books)... they do this so that when they're two, and they start throwing things out 2nd floor windows at passers-by, or covering the entire living room in sunscreen (not Iris, her friend Angus), all you can do is raise your hand weakly and whisper 'no, don't' - giving them free rein in their plans for world domination.

::I pass you some Peet's coffee and a Noodlebug video::

So they know who to sue for damages, presumably.

yes - that.

funniest game I've ever logged into too late.

And now I leave bitches for boxes. My house looks like the warehouse section of Ikea. Without the silly commercials. Or the new.


amych - Aug 01, 2007 3:32:44 am PDT #9268 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

{{{Cash and fam}}}


Sparky1 - Aug 01, 2007 3:51:23 am PDT #9269 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

{{Cash & BiL and Family}} I hope he improves quickly with the chest tube.

And now I leave bitches for boxes. My house looks like the warehouse section of Ikea. Without the silly commercials. Or the new.

Which house? Old house? New house? Sox, where are you?


Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 3:52:26 am PDT #9270 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Good morning, all!


Aims - Aug 01, 2007 3:58:52 am PDT #9271 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hi honey!


Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 4:00:46 am PDT #9272 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Hey, babe! Make it to work on time?


Aims - Aug 01, 2007 4:03:21 am PDT #9273 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hells no!

I was Later McTardy-NotOnTime


Nora Deirdre - Aug 01, 2007 4:04:00 am PDT #9274 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

~ma for Cashmere.

I am in an inexplicitly terrible and annoyed mood today. I hate it when that happens! I don't know how to fix it!


Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 4:05:15 am PDT #9275 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Sorry about the late-ness, Aims.

Maybe we should not so much stay up late playing 'What Did That Bitch Say?' with Pete, Jilli & Co.


Aims - Aug 01, 2007 4:06:32 am PDT #9276 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I am in an inexplicitly terrible and annoyed mood today. I hate it when that happens! I don't know how to fix it!

Me too! Let's go get really yummy cheese and very thick beers and smoke lots of cigarettes and be crabby together!!

Maybe we should not so much stay up late playing 'What Did That Bitch Say?' with Pete, Jilli & Co.

But...but...but....